Illinois is one of the few states that charges a sales tax on gasoline. As the price for gasoline goes higher and higher, Illinois profits more and more. JB and state Dems could temporarily freeze the sales tax on gas right now. But they don't because they don't really care.

Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.

My God. I listened to the entire thing. I’m certain now. It should be livestreamed.

Cook County's own State's Attorney, a DEMOCRAT, says 87 accused murderers and 181 accused rapists are out on ankle monitors, and 300 people on monitors are missing. That's JB Pritzker's SAFE-T Act. Wake up, Illinois.

The first TD catch of Texas A&M TE Nate Boerkircher’s NFL career is one to remember.

Happy mother's day to Stifler s Mom

You claim Illinois has "more people working than ever," but the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics confirms the state labor force shrank by over 80,000 workers in the last year alone. In reality, Illinois has 200,000 fewer employed residents than it did 20 years ago. Worse, independent reports show Illinois ranks 44th in job growth under your tenure. You only added a net 9,400 private-sector jobs while expanding bloated government payrolls by 36,600 to paper over the damage.

It took a few years and texas fans mocked it, but the longhorns are finally learning “Welcome to the SEC”. #1 ranked team. Back to back losses to unranked opponents. What’s your reward? Four straight against ranked teams. Life in the SEC. Any. Given. Saturday.

List of kickers in college football who have… • Attempted 11 or more FG’s without a miss • Attempted 24 or more XP’s without a miss • Made 4 or more 50+ yard field goals Texas A&M’s David Olano 🎯

Incredible. Google says they're "investing millions of dollars into a new station" at the Thompson Center, and they hope the CTA will help keep it clean and safe. An alderman responds by.... telling Google to invest in public transit infrastructure.

French men built this in the 1800s and it has been carefully maintained for 150+ years… It survived both World Wars. The far-left and their imported migrants just destroyed it.

Texas has more losses to unranked opponents in the past 8 days than Texas A&M does in the past 658 days.

"Das Pferd wird es immer geben, aber das Automobil ist nur eine Modeerscheinung – ein Spielzeug für Reiche." Michigan Savings Bank, 1903 "Ich denke, es gibt weltweit einen Markt für vielleicht fünf Computer." Thomas Watson, 1943 "No chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share." Steve Ballmer, 2007 "Das Internet hat für die Wirtschaft kaum wichtigere Auswirkungen als das Faxgerät." Paul Krugman, 1998 "Flugmaschinen, die schwerer sind als Luft, sind physikalisch unmöglich." Lord Kelvin, 1895 "Das Spam-Problem bei E-Mails wird in spätestens zwei Jahren gelöst sein" Bill Gates, 2004 "Der Fernseher wird sich auf dem Markt nicht halten. Die Menschen werden es bald leid sein, jeden Abend auf eine Sperrholzkiste zu starren." Darryl F. Zanuck, 1946 "Es gibt keinen Grund, warum jemand einen Computer in seinem Haus haben wollte." Ken Olson, 1977 "Wenn die Pariser Weltausstellung schließt, wird das elektrische Licht ausgehen und man wird nie wieder davon hören." Erasmus Wilson, 1878 "Die Amerikaner brauchen das Telefon vielleicht, wir aber nicht. Wir haben genug Laufburschen." William Preece, 1876 "Egal wie die Wissenschaft in Zukunft fortschreitet, der Mensch wird den Mond niemals erreichen." Lee De Forest, 1957 "Reisen mit hoher Geschwindigkeit ist nicht möglich, weil die Passagiere keine Luft mehr bekommen und an Erstickung sterben würden." Dionysius Lardner, 1830 "Mit Wechselstrom herumzuspielen ist reine Zeitverschwendung. Niemand wird ihn jemals nutzen." Thomas Edison, 1889 "Mobiltelefone werden die Drahttelefone absolut nicht ersetzen." Marty Cooper, 1981 #TeslaRoadster #Tesla

Europe is like "hey bro, we're here for moral support, but we thought America was paying for this"

“THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT. OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT.” Jeff Levering paid tribute to legendary Brewers announcer Bob Uecker on his final out call of the Brewers defeating the Dodgers. Take 2 minutes out of your day to listen to this.

liz warren: we’re gonna stop the mayonnaise company from buying a hot sauce company elon musk:

NEW: Highlight reel of all the stunts performed at the Tesla Roadster event. INSANE 🔥🔥🔥

Crazy how yesterday Elon just unveiled a car that can fly. The future is amazing and I’m pumped to be living in it

Elon commented after Tesla’s new Roadster reportedly hit 60 mph in under one second and even pulled off a ‘kickflip’ over a fleet of Teslas during its reveal. 'This will be an actual car that's on the roads.’ [via/ YT Tesla]

Hear me out. The Playoffs start week 1 of the season. Every team is automatically in the playoffs.