I was just sitting alone eating at a Japanese restaurant, for dinner, minding my own business. For anyone that doesn’t know, I’m on a 6-week vacation in Japan. This is my first real vacation since 2019!
Two Japanese men happened to be sitting next to me. All of a sudden, they started arguing, in Japanese, on whether I’m a cute monkey-human hybrid or a dog-human hybrid or both… 🧍🏻♀️
I kept looking over, and then at one point, one of them exclaimed: “Oh shit! Does she understand us?” 😱 “Nah, nah, nah, no way. Don’t change the subject, we need to decide this now!”
At the end before leaving, I let them know that I could understand them… I just can’t speak that well because I’m out of practice. They profusely apologized and paid for my dinner. 💀
Anyway, I honestly thought it was hilarious, but now that I’m on my walk back to my Airbnb, I realize that I don’t know what conclusion they came to. And now I might never know???