#SomeoneTellSouthAfrica Lwanda Magere would totally kick Shaka Zulu's ass.

Is that how Chivayo has decided to burn calories

MAJOR BREAKING: Millionaire tycoon Wicknell Chivayo has died after a helicopter crash in Marondera. His wife Lucy Muteke among the 6 victims. There were no survivors. A police statement said: “The ZRP confirms a plane crash in Marondera Rural area at 1700 hours. The aircraft had 6 occupants.”

It's not really Dangote, it's ExxonMobli in a fancy suit. You think they are building a refinery to serve you? To lower fuel prices in Kenya and lose their profits? The same people who privatised the over $300B worth of oil in Turkana for just Ksh840M? Yes, Moses Wetangula helped sell the land endowed with; billions of barrels of oil and enough fresh water to be supplied to all Kenyans for 70 years, for only 840 million Kenyan shillings. Understand this: no foreigner should invest in your energy sector. That is why the government sits on 50.1% of the Kenya Power and Lighting Company. I want a refinery too, but exclusively owned by Kenya. If we don't push for economic sovereignty now, hapa mbele naona tukilia.

You have to understand that the issue with this government is moral panic. Unfortunately those in power are not smart enough to understand that they are worsening the spiral

“Five minutes after birth, they decide your name, religion, nationality and sect. And you spend the rest of your life defending what you did not choose.” — Arthur Schopenhauer

Now imagine the amount of meat he would get from a married cow.

I can explain to you if you have time to read

Uko deep in fuliza territory alafu unaskia “Babe si we order sushi”

Jifunze kusukuma sahani kando, kuekelea fork chini, kusema "nimeshiba"

Someone to confirm this.

Anything

One reason Yemen is so impoverished is roughly 80% of the male population is addicted to Khat. They're high almost all the time.

I asked Claude, what is a Kenyan Scam that we have normalised and how to escape it, the result was...

It’s either an issue with the system @SafaricomPLC @SafaricomPLC or they employ thieves . Please read these screenshots !! What a way to ruin my morning

Kenya has increased NACOSTI research licence fees from October 1, 2026. Here is how: — Diploma: Sh100 → Sh1,000 — Degree: Sh100 → Sh2,000 — Postgraduate Diploma: Sh3,000 — Master’s: Sh1,000 → Sh6,000 — PhD: Sh2,000 → Sh10,000 — Post-Doctoral/Individuals: Sh5,000 → Sh15,000 — Research institutions: Sh20,000 → Sh30,000 — Companies: Sh20,000 → Sh50,000

If you invested 1M in Centum in 2008 at the start of Mworia’s tenure as CEO, it would be worth roughly KSh2.86M today, including almost 18 years of dividends. That is a miserable 6% annual return. Accounting for inflation, you are left with virtually no real retun. His greatest investment appears to have been in his own PR. Which has thrived over the years. Even as shareholder earnings stagnated. Appointing him CEO of the National Infrastructure Fund is a reckless mistake.

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bro I'm crying 🤣

ugali pork imepatana na samsung A25 mbili.