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using Discord as my password manager has been the best decision I've made in recent memory
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this is the guy who made "license plate readers" that can recognize faces btw
“I Value My Privacy”: Flock Tells Public to Stop Photographing Its Staff
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need to address the supply, not demand of housing. you're going to get more people onto the housing ladder, great, but that will just push up house prices because of the dwindling supply.
If you don't have help from the bank of Mum and Dad, this is for you: This government is introducing the Your First Home scheme to help more young people buy their first home with a deposit of just 2.5%. That means less to save upfront, and lower monthly costs once you’ve got the keys. And this help is coming soon, with pre-registration set to open by the end of the year.
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"i use linux to escape microslop AI features" "i use linux because i like the control" "i use linux because it's more private" "i use linux because it's free and open source" stand aside. i use linux because i can make it look like w95. we are not the same.
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我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里,使劲一夹给夹爆,然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来,有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精,往里面灌点,蟑螂什么的就出来了,完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的,毕竟都定期来姨妈的,脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的,后来火辣辣的,冰火两重天操起来很刺激,用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里,翻出来当社会人,翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容,把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边,然后高价卖给公狗。
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they should make a “super app” that sends all your internet through a computer in another country so websites think you live there
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What should we call Omarchy Linux users? Omarchians?
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when i've slept 3 hours and the barista says "okay now smile to pay!"
Pay with Smile - by @Revolut 😀🚀
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"There is no such thing as a private conversation in Israel" We know.
There is no such thing as a private conversation in Israel. There is only a conversation the table next to you hasn’t joined yet.
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mark my words this is Werner all over again
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mudryk is close to joining Tottenham on loan! Only final details remain. — @JacobsBen
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holy fuck he's unlocked the eternal mangekyou sharingan
Chilean photographer Juan Alonso Gutiérrez captures the blood-red eyes of a white-tufted grebe
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We're winning the league. #coys #thfc
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dont worry guys the "AI is cool i guess" manchild will save us!
BREAKING: OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, & more than 100 others sign letter warning that AI-enabled cyberattacks are about to become "far more widespread & sophisticated."
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thanks for the tip @discord! I just made a new channel in the shared cloud storage section, my friends are gonna love this idea.
Here's a fun thing you can do on Discord that you might not know about! You can send a unique picture of a seal to your friend every day for years!
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why do you have "Awake" in your Calendar and why is it from 2 to 3.15???
My phone feels lighter already
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tbh rockstar deserved it. this is not the rockstar of old, this is a new and more money-hungry rockstar than ever before. selling the trailer to netflix is just peak greed, not to mention gating content at launch behind paywalls is literally ubisoft-tier behaviour.
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"Try this app, it's great for your kids!" "What about my kids? No... my kids don't use this app, my kids are healthy."
JUST IN: Silicon Valley tech executives are raising their own kids with far less technology, with some limiting screen time to around 90 mins/week & delaying phones into the teen years. — NYT
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or you can just go to the gym like a normal person and tell people you'll be back in an hour?
WFH is crazy cause you can just say “my internet is being funny” and then go to the gym
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Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day!
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Claude Design now lets you play a bar-stacking game while you wait for it to finish your task.
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The McStein Files.
Obsessed with @543___roru on McDonald's. Fast-food chains are collecting as much data as possible — soon, their bigger issue is going to be using findings without seeming creepy wired.com/story/mcdonalds-bu…
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