Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.
Tarzana CA.
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/26/26 - Paul Lander - @HumorTimes
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One from the files. View, subscribe , do a little dance, make a little love , get down tonight
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Thank ya Humor Outcasts for featuring Pretty Damn Sketchy’s latest YouTube parody: Finocchio.
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My new travel book is out!
BAD TRIPS: 52 WEEKS OF WEIRD TRAVEL!
Funny stories and 100+ color photos!
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Hey @RichardAAttard, I love that picture. It was taken a few months after my wife ended her chemotherapy treatments during her battle with cancer. Hey hair was starting to come back, and I think she looks gorgeous here. And yes, I proudly stand with the LGBTQ+ community. Thanks
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Hi Chris. After talking to the staff at that particular Cheesecake Factory: Green Hills VIllage Dr, Nashville, You never went inside.
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So when you said “growing up going to cheesecake factories it was a luxury” you meant “when i was a freshman in college at the most expensive university in the country it was a luxury.” Got it thanks for clearing that up!
1. We had it in DC and it was expensive when I was 18. 2. When it opened in Nashville, it was still expensive. Sorry, I didn’t know the exact year it opened. Appreciate the investigation, guys. It’s still high end and expensive for most people. Thanks for watching.
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Hilarious that when all of his dumbest surrogates are pretending to be offended by a joke about the Cheesecake Factory, Trump is like - you fucking peasants couldn't afford an appetizer at my private club!
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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Fucking dying at Clay Travis LYING ABOUT GOING TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY WHEN HE WAS A KID LOLOLOL
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26.
@Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia:
“We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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New Not Coming this Fall drop from the people who didn’t bring you Finding Chemo.
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Wow. If one more disillusioned MAGA guy apologizes for their rabid support of Trump, well, that'll make one.
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They're thinking of THIS guy for the next James Bond? The next Alfred E. Neuman, maybe...
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This person is 62 years old. She has spent more money on botox, filler, and hair coloring than the median American income. A perfectly fine thing to do if you can afford it but don’t pretend to be in touch with the working class with a 6 figure face.
MacCallum: The Cheesecake Factory comment goes exactly to why Democrats lost the middle class, why they lost blue-collar voters. Because it's kind of a guns and religion clinging kind of comment and it turns a lot of people in this country off
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