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Trump decisions are like compound interest, just with stupid as the currency.
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Dr. Zoidberg 🇺🇦 retweeted
The President of the United States just offered to sacrifice American lives.
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Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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BREAKING OVERNIGHT: Simon Andriesz, the British banker who revealed Howard Lutnick’s ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead of an alleged "suicide.”
Lutnick, who also profited heavily off 9/11, was later tapped as Trump's Commerce Secretary where he's since made billions for his company by trading on tariff discounts.
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Hours before Krist Noem left her job as D.H.S. secretary, her agency bought 5 planes from a donor at a big markup, records show. They were supposed to fly deportees but have largely sat idle -- a striking symbol of gov. waste under President Trump. nytimes.com/2026/10/04/us/po…
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Just when I thought Jack Smith couldn’t be any cooler, he puts on a t-shirt, grabs a beer and goes to a concert.
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The Whistleblower Who Caught Howard Lutnick Lying About Epstein Is Dead
This is not a coincidence you are required to swallow.
The cabal of billionaire pedophiles tied to Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is not going to be fully known until the complete, unredacted Epstein files are released.
Simon Andriesz, the British banker who dug Howard Lutnick's initials out of the Epstein files and handed the mess to House Oversight, is dead. The webzine, The Banker, says suicide. He was 57. He had worked under Lutnick at a Cantor Fitzgerald company. He is the man who found the emails Lutnick would rather you forget.
Andriesz searched the Justice Department's Epstein dump for "HWL," because Cantor people liked to hide behind initials. What he pulled out wrecked the story Lutnick had been selling: that he cut Epstein off in 2005 after one look at a massage table. The files showed otherwise. A 2012 lunch on Little St. James with Lutnick's wife and children. Business overlap on a startup called Adfin. Epstein emailing the HWL account in 2018 to ask what he thought of the company's prospects. Lutnick told Congress that, to the best of his knowledge, he only learned this year that Epstein had been an investor. The Commerce Department's line was that there was no evidence of wrongdoing. Andriesz's finding was that the commerce secretary had been lying about a child sex trafficker he stayed in business with.
A man exposes a sitting commerce secretary's lies and buried dealings with Jeffrey Epstein, the secretary is forced to walk back his own timeline, and weeks later the whistleblower is dead and the official explanation is suicide. Draw your own conclusion. Just don't pretend the pattern is subtle.
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Dr. Zoidberg 🇺🇦 retweeted
Meanwhile....MAGA youth pastor Zachary Radcliff and featured singer at CPAC, now faces 60 charges sex crimes against children.
When I tell you it's all of them, it's ALL of them.
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This is over the top hilarious. Right up there with Tommy Tuberville tumbling down the passenger boarding stairs. 🤣
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“President Trump hasn’t failed to deliver at all. The economy is booming.”🤔
They’re really just gonna try to lie their way through it. Bold move!
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Never ever will Trump not eventually destroy you if you are close to him.
He throws everyone under the bus.
Hes not just the worst President ever, he is in the top ten of worst AMERICANS ever
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Trump: “I never get tired. If I got tired it would be a big story.”
Trump, minutes later …
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Kevin Hassett just looked at skyrocketing mortgage rates and told us it's good news, because the money is going to corporations building data centers "instead of lending to homeowners."
These people are staggeringly out of touch.
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Kevin Hassett argues higher mortgage rates benefit the economy by redirecting corporate borrowing toward infrastructure like data centers instead of residential lending.
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Dear @WhiteHouse: Thank you for repeatedly putting Kevin Hassett on the air. Please keep doing that all the way until the midterms. Thanks.
Kevin Hassett argues higher mortgage rates benefit the economy by redirecting corporate borrowing toward infrastructure like data centers instead of residential lending.
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