Misc misc misc. SWE↔️SRE. Mom of three. Married to @bradfitz. Between chaotic good and chaotic neutral.

Seattle, WA
Hey Oura, how about finishing that period tracking feature that you rushed out in 2022 - before jumping on the social networking wagon (for the app that completely doesn't need it)?
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_That's_ what happens when you feed gremlins after midnight!
The beautiful Norwegian Blue owl. πŸ™ƒ
Community note
There is no such thing as a blue owl. This is a doctored photo. There have been other viral blue owl hoaxes in the past. usatoday.com/story/news/fac… oneplanetonechild.org/are-blue-owls-…
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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Dr. Kate πŸ’™πŸ’› retweeted
This is big. One of the most respected medical journals in the world has called for mandates minimum indoor air quality standards in line w @WHO recommendations Notably the standards are equal to Australian hospital standards, but we don’t have standards for other buildings
This is HUGE: Lancet Covid Commission proposes new minimum ventilation standards. >6 ACH or >30 cfm/person are best But one enormous problem remains: how to get schools to do it?
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I finally caved in and requested the archive of my tweets. Hope not too late.
Replying to @sampullara
Part of today will be turning off the β€œmicroservices” bloatware. Less than 20% are actually needed for Twitter to work!
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Dr. Kate πŸ’™πŸ’› retweeted
My favorite useless fact is that the guy who proposed modern Daylight Savings Time was an entomologist from New Zealand who wanted the extra daylight to catch bugs. That’s all.
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I.. I am slightly terrified of the spider 5yo made.
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Snails cleaning the fish tank is 🀯
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I'm sure 4yo would appreciate a Bitcoin
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Air is definitely purple over here
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Reading Seattle's voters' pamphlet and really am surprised that some/many are running unopposed - e.g. *all* of judges.
Wait, what?
Two genealogies shape a lot of tech world: The Traitorous Eight, who left Fairchild Semiconductor to start Silicon Valley, and the PayPal Mafia. Lineage matters because startups carry over culture, practices & approaches from their β€œparents,” where founders used to work. 1/2
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