How normies see 𝕏 😂😂😂

Reminds me of this nugget.

Tyrone forgot he was fighting hockey players and not jumping Crack heads outside the 7/11

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People ask me why I'm so obsessed with ruminants. I've given it some thought, and my conclusion is that I'm not obsessed enough. A cow walks onto a wet hillside that grows nothing a human can eat, puts her head down, and comes back with steak, butter, cream and a pair of boots. She does it with a 150 litre fermentation tank she carries inside her, stocked with more bacteria than there have ever been people, which she feeds, waters and keeps at blood heat herself. Grass goes in. The bacteria take apart the one thing no animal can digest, and she lives on what they make. Then she digests the bacteria as well. Nothing is wasted. Even the fat comes out the far side rebuilt into something stable enough to fry in. Fuel: rain and sunlight. Emissions: next year's grass. She repairs herself, builds her own replacement every spring, and improves the ground she is standing on while she works. The finest engineers alive have spent billions trying to copy one chamber of her stomach in a steel shed, and so far they have made a paste. We have leaned on that machine for everything. The word capital comes from cattle, because a herd was the first bank. Domesday Book is written on sheep, and so was every deed in England for 500 years. Ruminants clothed our armies, lit our houses and carried our laws. Civilisation is a thing that happened to people who kept them. And they are such good company about it. A sheep remembers fifty faces for two years, which is forty-six more than I manage. A cow has a best friend, and her heart rate drops when that friend is beside her. A goat that cannot solve a problem will turn and look to you for help, as a dog does, and then ignore your advice. Let a herd out onto spring grass after a winter indoors and half a tonne of animal will skip. They ask for grass, rain, and to be left to get on with it. After ten thousand years of feeding, dressing and housing us, they will still walk over to the gate to see who you are. So no, I will not be calming down.

Me in 1990: we will have hoverboards in 2026 2026:

It's so hilarious that so many people THINK they saw a road-ready, fully equipped car with real road tires, batteries, interior and everything, just flying across a stage. That's what Elon wanted you to see. But the car was just a thin shell over a lightweight chassis with thrusters. The tires weren't real road tires (those would have been too heavy). There were no seats inside. No long-range batteries (too heavy). The car wasn't real. It was simply a MODEL of a car. (Notice they never showed you inside the car, right?) But people are dumb. And easily mesmerized by showmanship. So mission accomplished. Elon managed to convince low-IQ people that Tesla has flying cars nearly ready to start selling to the public (yes, people actually believe that). These are the same idiots who also think they're going to receive a "Universal High Income" because their government loves them. LMAO. The dumb ones are already being culled. With jabs and flu shots, of course. Because you have to be cognitively retarded to be taking those in the first place.

Bamboo sheets are sold as the gentle alternative to cotton and silk, and the fabric they are made of is the one that put factory workers in asylums. Bamboo cloth is not bamboo. It is viscose. The plant is pulped, dissolved in caustic soda and carbon disulphide, and squirted through a nozzle into acid, where it sets into a thread. It was patented in England in 1892 as artificial silk, and the trade name for it was rayon. The same process makes a kitchen sponge and the cellophane on a bunch of flowers. Carbon disulphide was already notorious. French doctors in the 1850s had watched it send rubber workers blind, impotent and insane. The viscose industry needed it in enormous quantities and nothing else would do. So from the 1920s the asylums began to fill. In 1933 a doctor at a Pennsylvania rayon plant wired Alice Hamilton, the first woman on the Harvard faculty and the country's authority on industrial poisons, with a 6-word message: an epidemic of insanity has broken out. Workers were going home and attacking their wives. Men in the churn rooms were found wandering the roads. Investigators who got inside found a third of the workforce showing signs of poisoning. The companies fixed prices, sat on the evidence, and when the regulators finally came for them in the West they moved the factories to India, China and Indonesia, where the same chemical is used today. The consumer was never harmed. Only the people who made the cloth. Silk is made by a caterpillar in a mulberry tree. Wool is made by a sheep in a field. Both are a protein, same as your own hair, and both have been pulled off the animal for 5,000 years without sending anybody out of his mind. The fake silk needed a chemical that could not be made safe, and the industry's answer was to make it somewhere else.

Women should have 2 goals in life: 1: Find a good man who will marry them and give them children 2: Do everything in their power to make that man happy and please him and to not get lazy and become a lazy feminist like is accepted by society. These two choices will save society.

Some guy in my comments tried to insult me by calling me a “antisemite” and a low IQ person. I certainly am the first accusation, which proves I am not the second accusation.

Yesterday my elderly Mom called me during a meeting and asked if I got the photos of the strippers and if I wanted an assortment of screws. Speaker phone was not the best way to take the call.

Alright I know this will make some of you mad, but I got a Windows machine for the first time in 20 years so I can work on our @Gab__AI Windows app natively -bombarded with 6 slop emails after making a Microsoft account -random popups constantly -stupid halloween theme in the main search nav bar -onboarding took forever -feels like I’m in 2006 again and literally nothing has improved in 20 years -laptop has a number pad built in and thus a condensed left aligned keyboard that is annoying as heck and causes me to constantly mistype things -Set up my agent and had it remove 36 bloatware apps and running garbage This is the most jeet-coded experience possible how does anyone use this?

This functions as a mirror, asking whether we will metabolize these deaths as fuel for deeper embodiment, integrating the shadow of institutional violence so that it transforms into wings of light or remain hypnotized by the surface story, thereby consenting to the very forgetting these men, however flawed, refused. In the non-dual view, even the apparent silencing is consciousness exploring itself through the most extreme polarities and the true “whacking” is the moment we stop outsourcing our knowing to any authority and reclaim the sovereign capacity to feel, beyond all official scripts, when the veil has been torn. Also, don’t forget the 12 scientist that have disappeared or died too.

They never left….

The following isn't stoicism. This is a pact between you and your blood. If you want to know Odin or Thor, this is where you begin... you will not find them in passive prayer. You made a promise this year or last to yourself. You never told anyone but you know that it is true. That promise at a low point, in a crisis, or spoken to yourself with resolve. You promised but you failed him - the man in the mirror. Now when you stare into the mirror there is blankness there, a stranger looking back at you wearing your face and there is sadness. You promise yourself...tomorrow...you keep waiting...but the change... will never come before action... action always comes before readiness... You don't need anything else but action, our age demands action more than ever and it offers the most obstacles of comforts and distractions innumerable. This is why you must lock in. For the rest of the year - no exceptions, no negotiations, no excuses, become unrecognizable to yourself. You are going to find the answer to the question of who you are... this year... over the next 82 days... only for you to know. Lift. Run. Eat well. Train with your weapons. Become dangerously competent. Become deadly with your focus. If you are hungry, stay hungry. If you are tired, do it tired. If you are sick, do it sick. If you are sore, do it sore. If you are unsure, do it anyway. Leave the old you behind, the one who broke promises to himself. Do not look back. This will be difficult, you aren't supposed to like it. On the other side of this - the beginnings of the man you were supposed to be.

RT @505Cali2: IF YOUR NOT READY YOUR IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING

Preserve and protect this 🤍

IT’S OFFICIAL: Trump is intentionally sabotaging the midterms and has made a deal with a globalist..

Darf ich das in Deutschland lustig finden? 🥹

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