Rep for Wisconsin's Third District. Little bitch. Insurrectionist. Tavern king. Felon (off probation!). Bigot. Retired Navy Seal. Failed Businessman. Parody.

Prairie du Chien, WI
Rep. Van Orden on recon bill: “The president of the United States didn't give us an assignment. We're not a bunch of little bitches around here, okay? I'm a member of Congress. I represent almost 800,000 Wisconsinnites.”
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Was requiring a doctor to perform an ultrasound and showing the image to the woman before an abortion also reasonable??
The law I signed that protects a baby about halfway through a pregnancy is more than reasonable. Not wanting to protect that baby days before she’s born is not. David Crowley is extreme on this issue.
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I then went to see where they bottle the booze I drink!
Stopped by the Reyes Coca-Cola Bottling facility in La Crosse to see firsthand how they keep Wisconsin stocked with everyone’s favorite drinks. With about 55 employees at this facility, their work keeps products moving and shelves stocked across the region. Thanks to the Reyes team for the warm welcome and for showing us what it takes to keep things running every day.
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They're lying!!
Replying to @derrickvanorden
@derrickvanorden cut billions from Medicaid. @derrickvanorden made millions lose their health insurance. @derrickvanorden cut billions from food assistance programs.
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Why isn't @RebeccaforWI asking @derrickvanorden ??
How is every reporter in Wisconsin not asking @TomTiffanyWI if he agrees with his master Trump that Iran should nuke American cities? @JasonCalvi maybe tomorrow?
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.@MarkPocan on Derrick Van Orden: "He's embarrassing." More: - Pocan has seen the video (blocked from release by Bryan Steil) of Van Orden yelling at Senate pages - "I've had members on the House floor say to me, is it possible that a member of the Wisconsin delegation could be drunk and it's 11 a.m.? And I have to say, why, yes, it is."
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I wear a flannel all year long!! It's usually the same one too!!
With lows in the 40s and 50s this morning the Midwest has been issued a “Flannel Advisory”
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Did they darken Crowley's skin??
🚨NEW AD: @DavidCCrowley said it himself. He’ll be an “accomplice” to illegal immigrants. From taxpayer-funded benefits to his goal of making Wisconsin a sanctuary state, David Crowley puts illegal immigrants first. As governor, I’ll enforce our laws and ban sanctuary policies.
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Does this count as a debate? Because if it is, @derrickvanorden promised to release his DD214!! volumeone.org/articles/2026/…
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Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
Fuck you @SeanDuffyWI… I meant happy birthday bitch.
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Are MAGA men allergic to books?
Seriously, are liberal men allergic to barbells? 🤣
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Meanwhile on Bluesky...
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Derrick's whole campaign in a nutshell: - I'm a former Navy Seal - I ride a Harley - I support Donald Trump - My opponent is fake
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final month of van orden’s campaign:
Replying to @RebeccaforWI
@RebeccaforWI wants to: Defund the Police Give Trans Surgeries to Kids Open the Border Give Illegals Free Healthcare
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Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
🚨 NEW: I've sent a cease and desist to Derrick Van Orden over the AI slop deepfakes he continues to post of me. He's been using AI to put words in my mouth because he has nothing else to run on. These defamatory, misleading videos undermine our democratic process and are the exact kind of mudslinging voters are tired of. West Central Wisconsin voters deserve better.
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Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
Glenn Grothman when he has a hankering for Chinese food. @RepGrothman
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Release the whole recording, Darren. While your at it, release your DD214 too.
. I simply can’t believe how blatantly dishonest @RebeccaforWI is. On a RECORDED CALL with my folks and the LaCrosse Chamber of Commerce Cooke’s team refused to debate and then release a statement saying WE did. This is who she is: a fraud and liar. Remember in November.
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AI slop is all that DVO has to offer. It's not even good or funny AI slop.
Disclaimer: Real waitressing not sold in the pack
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Was missing something...
It’s the Great Prevaricator, Charlie Brown. @RepVanOrden @derrickvanorden
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Don't you know who I am!? I can do what I want!!
Yep, Derrick Van Orden is the kind of asshole who thinks he’s entitled to park his motorcycle up on the granite sidewalk on the grounds of the U.S. Capitol.
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