Yield is for stupid and greedy people that cannot grasp how blessed they are owning hard capped bearer asset.
Fortunately you and your fabian friends have captured BTC so it doesn't matter anymore. Blake2b Bitcoin is only thing that matters now.
if i was donald trump i would say: YIELD ON THE BITCOIN STANDARD IS a HUGE DISASTER SAD TO SEE PEOPLE FALL FOR THIS STICK TO REAL MONEY NOT FANTASY #MAGA
Speaking of bitcoin meet $Buddy
1st documented dog on Bitcoin forum in March 2013.
It confirms in block 299,825, carrying a permanent OP_RETURN message: "Buddy is the best dog in the world."