Slightly moronic smart-ass. DNI if you have DNI in your bio

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Guess it's "pinned bluesky tweet" time
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Republicans:
The vibes right now: “I can see the light at the end of the tunnel,” said a GOP strategist working on a campaign that is trending toward Democrats. “It might be a semi-truck, but at least I can see it.” w/ @meredithllee @AlecAHernandez @erinpdoherty politico.com/news/2026/10/30…
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Cancelling Neil Cicierega for not being psychic
I hate Harry Potter too but maybe you’re doing Too Much
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Everytime someone puts this to the test they make the worst shit ever (hello, Balan Wonderworld)
I feel like a lot of devs would get more creative if they only had 2 buttons to work with
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RIP you truly cashed in that Bethesda paycheck
The Game Awards mourns the loss of legendary actor Patrick Stewart, also known for his video game work in games such as The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
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The main advantage the Dems have going into 2028 is that they have a decent bench of potential candidates and the republican bench is fucking terrible
this a)was completely, totally inevitable b)will probably mislead the Dems going into 2028, which is a lot less bullish than 2026 for many reasons
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This isn't even "damn James Talarico could win president" like I think Pete Buttigeg could probably sweep
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Garfield & Friendslop retweeted
My secret hope is that it will turn out that there was extensive polling and focus grouping that shows that in fact this is exactly the kind of thing the American people have been calling for and Trump has been just relentlessly on message in the campaigns closing days
Trump posts strange TikTok about Jon Husted's ass: "He has a great ass. Very powerful ass."
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Resident Evil 4 rated E for Everyone (or possibly T for Teen)
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Garfield & Friendslop retweeted
“the government is after you for hacking video games??” “no…. it’s because i fucking goon to bbw facesitting porn….”
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS NOT A JOKE
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when I said they should bring back the GTA 5 voice over lady this wasn't how I pictured it
New gameplay from GTA 6 was shown in the latest ‘SOUTH PARK’ episode.
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Garfield & Friendslop retweeted
we may have lost him but he will never loose subscriber
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Garfield & Friendslop retweeted
shoutout to demon slayer on switch 2 for having the worst spine of all time, it’s gonna be awhile before a game with a longer title comes out I think
I also grabbed 3 new physical games for the Switch 2 collection - all of which are complete on cart! Gonna try and do a video on Demon Slayer tomorrow!
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Garfield & Friendslop retweeted
Reddit is announcing a huge shift: It’s going to start requiring users to log in. Reddit is becoming a ‘logged-in-only experience,’ says CEO Steve Huffman theverge.com/tech/1022571/re…
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Tom Baker is still alive somehow everyone pray for him
gotta protect all those old as fuck doctor who actors who are still kicking, bro
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Joining the Besties and @Polymarket on Election Night: Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel (@RahmEmanuel) and American journalist Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) The Midterms Livestream. Tuesday, November 3 from 8-10 PM ET. More surprise guests joining. Watch LIVE on All-In’s YouTube, X, or the Polymarket app. #AllInPodcast #Polymarket #ElectionNight
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RIP 💔
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I can't tell what degree of "oh the AI bubble is bursting!" is cope but it does feel like something is in the water
An IT company has listed a 300-rack AI supercomputer on eBay for $60 million with $50 overnight shipping It includes over 9,000 Nvidia A100 GPUs
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Say what you will about the US electoral system but at least there's no outcome where it's like "well nobody won so idk"
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I mean 2000 happened but still
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