English hospitals just admitted they’ve spent years yanking TV remotes, Lego bricks, vapes, phones, coat hangers, Nerf bullets, Coke cans, deodorant bottles, toilet brush handles and boiled eggs out of people’s arses.
Over 1,500 A&E trips for “rectal foreign bodies” in 2022 alone.
At this point the NHS isn’t a health service. It’s a lost property office for the sexually adventurous, the catastrophically bored, and people who refuse to admit they “slipped in the shower.”
Doctors trained for a decade so they could spend Saturday nights fishing a snow globe and a bank card out of Dave from Birmingham while the actual sick people wait six hours. Peak Britain.