I don't care who you are, this is funny

🇮🇳 Your BANK, your email, practically ANY website could have been impersonated, with your browser none the wiser. All thanks to one company's INSANE security blunder. Indian company eMudhra, trusted to certify that websites are genuine, used EIGHT cryptographic keys so ridiculously weak they could be cracked almost instantly. How weak? A normal key relies on a secret number roughly 116 digits long. eMudhra's secret numbers? Just 4, 56 and 237. These are NOT pieces of the keys. They were the ACTUAL numbers! 🤯 Anyone with those keys could have forged trusted certificates for virtually any website, potentially fooling your browser if they intercepted your connection. Major browsers have already blocked the keys, and there's no confirmed malicious use so far. But cleaning up older devices and software could be a nightmare. An expert warns it could be bigger than Heartbleed, the infamous 2014 security disaster that took years to fix, because millions of old devices and systems still need updating. And here we are, being told our passwords need another capital letter and a special character. Source: Ars Technica / Writer: Julie

Anthropic plans to give each kid in America portion of its $80B in losses.

When you get a midnight Slack message from your boss asking why you set the password for the entire internet to “4”

private keys from 8 intermediate CA certs have been compromised (eMudhra) Happy "Update everything" day to all my pager-carrying friends emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co…

The hero we didn't know we needed these past few days. 🦸‍♂️🔥 Absolute legend. Haters will say it's AI. 💀😂

8-year-old: “OK dad, you know how you said you’d help me build a treehouse? I’ve been designing it with AI all day and I think I’m ready to build.” Me: “Oh really? Ask it what it estimates the cost of materials will be.” 8-year-old: “169,000.”

C’est le magasin de mon papa. 30 ans de travail acharné, sacrifices, et journées interminables. Il a consacré sa vie à cette boutique, c’était toute sa fierté. Aujourd’hui, en quelques heures, on lui a arraché ce qu’il a mis 30 ans à construire. J’ai le cœur brisé pour lui.