As Governor of the World, I will do something!

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Seriously... why even put your family status in your bio if it's not going to be 1st?! So many people have it 3rd or worse behind their jobs, hobbies, political affiliation. If you're going to put your family in your bio and it's not 1st, you've told the world that you're shit.
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Don't worry, Amy. We know you're upset that George can't launder money through ActBlue like usual.
$13 million and counting. That’s how much one Wisconsin billionaire has given to Lisa Demuth’s Super PAC to try to buy her the governor’s office. From opposing prescription drug reforms to banning abortion, his agenda is a perfect match for Lisa Demuth – but not for Minnesota.
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You made this happen
Cheryl and I are keeping the students, teachers and families impacted by last night’s shooting in Eden Prairie in our prayers today. No homecoming celebration should end with gun violence. We’ve got to do better for our kids and pass common sense gun control in this country.
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You're a moron and a twat. The fanbase merely supports the team. It's the rest of us CHUDS who think you're all a bunch of fucking kooks and hypocrites!
This is an unequivocally false statement. Players inside and outside the organization have repeatedly issued complaints with the Fever Fanbase. While it’s not all Indy fans, it’s certainly a trend. To say the attacks have “no basis in reality” is disingenuous.
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I though Sprout was the Jolly Green Giant's butt plug...

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That’s the Jolly Green Giant’s butt plug.
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"Keep the fraud going, Minnesota!"
Keep it going, Minnesota!
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It's sick how much you want him or anyone else dead.
After he’s dead, we’re gonna find out that the man who ruined our country was never actually elected, aren’t we?
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Damn I must be dumb as fuck
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Why didn't YOU get YOUR doctor on it? Pay for it YOURSELF!
Good news: Wilber Garces Perez finally had surgery to remove the bullet that was in his back for 11 days. It took far too long, and it's more proof of ICE cruelty. But we kept up the pressure, and Wilber got the care he needed. Speaking up for our neighbors works.
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Hmm... wonder WHAT their backgrounds are...
State officials are assisting local authorities to find those responsible after a shooting outside the Eden Prairie football game. No homecoming, in any community, should be disrupted by gun violence. Minnesotans are keeping students and families in our thoughts tonight.
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Allow me to introduce you to Paradise, Nevada. Anaheim, California. Lake Buena Vista, Florida. And about 150 other cities made up to benefit businesses because the major cities wanted mega taxes and regulations, so it was literally cheaper to buy a bunch of land and create a new place from scratch.
In 1957, the 3M HQ moved from Saint Paul to just outside city limits and created a 13 mile invisible wall called Maplewood that saved 3M millions & strategically became 1/3 of Maplewood's tax base for years. Unfortunately, it was faster to create a new suburb than expand StP
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Hi Brooke (fan account). Tell me... which party sued Trump to get tariff refunds for corporations? And which party virtue signaled those corporations shouldn't get the money despite suing for them to get the money knowing damn well they wouldn't give it to citizens?
The people who actually believe this deserve what they get
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Minnesotans are paying WAY MORE for YOUR FRAUD!
Minnesotans are paying the price for Trump’s reckless war every time they fill up their tank. We’re standing with the farmers and truckers that keep Minnesota moving. agweek.com/news/policy/walz-…
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You're also gay.
Angie is Florida. Insulting her is insulting our state and our people. It’s also exposing their deep racism. We’ll keep spreading her message: every Floridian deserves to thrive. And Ashley Moody is a thief.
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🇺🇸 AMERICANS: If Albertans vote to leave Canada and become an independent nation, would you support the United States recognizing Alberta’s independence?
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You're right. Your pronouns are a bigger red flag.
Pronouns in your bio > DUI on your background check.
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"Minnesota fraud is early at a higher than usual rate"
Minnesotans are voting early at a higher than usual rate. 🗳️ 🇺🇸 After two weeks of absentee voting, 63,396 people have already cast their ballots (26,174 in person and 37,222 by mail). That’s an increase of 27.9% over the vote total (49,575) at the same point during the 2022 mid-term election.
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Yet you didn't say he was wrong. You just didn't like his language.
Absolutely abhorrent rhetoric from a Minnesota state legislator.
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Neither were you, legally
Ugh. You weren’t even elected.
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