got to play IRL @cryptothegame_ this week with the @StripeCrypto team. unreal! if offsites could be nominated for Emmy awards, this would’ve won hands down ty to @DylanAbruscato, @jayhinz + @segall_max for making dreams come true (ps we are hiring!!!)
Yesterday we got the entire @StripeCrypto team together at the Stripe HQ and it was a MOVIE! With some serious help from @DylanAbruscato we organized an unofficial 4th szn of CTG “Stripe Island” If you like crypto rails, obsessing over customers, and good times, come join us!
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Stripe Crypto Onramp now lets Phantom users across the EU buy crypto without leaving the app.
EU? You're in. Buy crypto with Apple Pay, Google Pay, or debit card. Straight from Phantom, no exchange needed. Tap 'Add Cash' to start funding.
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@deel’s stablecoin wallet moves real money every day. On-ramps, swaps, vault withdrawals, transfers to external wallets. Every leg runs on someone else's infrastructure, and they all fail differently. Every one of those failures used to need a human. Pull the payment, find which provider handled the leg, read the code to understand why it’s stuck in pending, search Jira to see if we already filed a record. Then decide. 30 minutes an alert, at whatever hour it fired. @get_akai sits in the alerts channel with the access an on-call engineer has. The payments tables, the cron logs, the repo, Jira, Zendesk. Plus the triage rules: what's safe to retry, when a stuck payment is a bug vs intended behavior. Four minutes after an alert fires, it's already in the thread. What's stuck and for how long. The root cause, linked to the exact lines of code that made the decision. The tickets that already track the gap. Next steps. And a confidence level, with the number of checks it confirmed independently. Nobody waits for a worker to open a ticket anymore. The agents run 24/7, autonomously, and go looking for the problems themselves. @deel’s crypto stack is run by agents.
EXCITED TO LAUNCH: Akai (akai.run) Deel added >$140M ARR in 90 days without increasing headcount by automating~600 Full Time Employees' equivalent in work with Akai. Akai was an internal tool to automate our painfully repetitive operations in Finance, HR, Accounts Payable, and Compliance, etc. We never intended to make this a product. But we watched revenue per employee grow from $130K to $215K We built >8k agents that do the work of ~600 employees It had such a dramatic impact on our business that today we are launching it for everyone. How it works: Say you're automating payment reconciliation: 1. Record your screen while manually matching a messy transaction and Akai will capture your screen, voice, server requests 2. Akai will see that you pulled unformatted wire transfer info from an archaic bank portal, put it in some excel sheet, checked NetSuite invoices, payment history, and put a ticket on Zendesk 3. Akai reads between the lines and build a workflow + steps + conditional guardrails. It learns tacit edge cases, like resolving malformed invoice references without you writing a single regex 4. Simply connect NetSuite, your ledger, Zendesk, PSPs, and even legacy bank portals with zero API access 5. Run the workflow and tell it what to adjust in plain English: "strip slashes on wire memos and auto-apply partial payments." It adapts instantly 6. Once it works for you, add 100s of colleagues. Your entire payment ops team forks and extends the workflow for new PSPs, secondary ledgers, or regional settlement rules 7. We automated 85% of our payment reconciliation end to end, eliminating 500+ hours of soul-crushing manual grunt work every single week. Claude Code/Codex can't do this in multiplayer mode. Every person rebuilds the same skill from scratch in their own way. Deel built Akai to: 1. Understand backend operations edge cases (it had to work for our 7000 person team first) 2. Collaborative across 1000s of employees 3. Self-Learning from millions of runs 4. Optimises cost and gets cheaper every run We're so confident that we're announcing an Automation Guarantee: If our engineers can't automate a thousand of hours of work in your first 30 days, you get a full refund. Book a demo: akai.run if you're an exec at a company with hundreds of employees
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Today, we’re announcing the biggest expansion to @tryramp ever. We've been helping companies pay others. Now, we're helping them get paid. Introducing Ramp Accounts Receivable. The #1 ask from customers is for Ramp to remove the friction and time between making a sale and collecting revenue. Getting paid should be the simplest part of making a sale. Instead, finance folks are forced to manually create invoices, track outstanding invoices, chase late payments, and reconcile transactions. Ramp uses AI to automate the entire invoice-to-cash lifecycle, from creating invoices without manual data entry to drafting follow ups for review, and collecting cash - so businesses get paid faster with far less work. Businesses can now manage more of their finances on Ramp, from money coming in, to banking, to money going out. Get started today: ramp.com/accounts-receivable
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someone posted a TikTok about how she got feedback to stop using lol on slack 1. the user-generated search is literally “what is slack” 2. the comment section has never been more divided
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moved to NYC six months ago and have permanent bags under my eyes for the first time in my life any tips to fix this pls don’t say sleep or skill issue (i already know)
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isn’t this just a version of astrology
The month you were born predicts which diseases you are most likely to get. A 2015 study at Columbia University scanned the medical records of 1.7 million patients and found 55 diseases with a statistically significant link to birth month. The study was published in the Journal of the American Medical Informatics Association by Mary Regina Boland. She used data from New York Presbyterian Hospital covering patients born between 1900 and 2000 and checked every diagnosis against birth month while controlling for age, sex, and other factors. October babies had the highest risk of respiratory infections. March babies had the highest risk of heart disease. January babies had higher rates of hypertension. Summer babies had lower rates of most respiratory conditions. The relationships were not small, and many of them lined up with findings from earlier studies in different countries. The mechanism is seasonal exposure during pregnancy and early life. A baby born in October was in the womb during the summer, when air quality is different, sunlight exposure is higher, and the mother's diet shifts with the season. A baby born in March spent its third trimester in winter, when vitamin D levels drop and respiratory viruses circulate. The immune system and the cardiovascular system are being built during those months, and what the environment provides at that stage leaves a mark that lasts. You cannot change when you were born. The study is not a prediction of your future. It is a reminder that the body carries the weather of its first year for the rest of its life, and the data comes from 1.7 million people. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2604…
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crazy that on @united you either pay $0 for super fast @Starlink wifi or you pay $8 to spend the entire flight trying (and failing) to connect to network wifi
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there’s a whole section of non-baby food pouch options at Erewhon in LA and Nude in Miami so expect to see more of this in grocery stores in 3-6mo it is usually for a product that’s more yogurt- or jello-like than pure liquid so the form factor actually nails consumption
I’ve spent most of my career as a quiet, behind-the-scenes operator, so sharing this feels particularly vulnerable. But here we go... Meet WIT.
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has been a wildly fun ride to see @stripe double down on stablecoin capabilities across the board - including stablecoin cards now @privy_io customers can go live with a consumer stablecoin card program in 1 month (+ can spend directly from an earn vault) DM me to learn more!!
1/ Looking to launch a stablecoin card program? With Privy and @stripe, you can now do that in as little as a month. Today, Privy is launching prebuilt components for cards: one integration to embed the full cardholder experience in your app and launch across 25+ countries.
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why does @eightsleep have a leaderboard for a mattress
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i swear if i put a plate of this in front of most men they would eat it
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ted retweeted
He is my spirit animal idk
tennis reaction clips
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comparison is the thief of joy
the hot unemployed pilates wife with a soft life envies the financially independent, strong corporate woman the financially independent, strong corporate woman envies the hot unemployed wife with a soft life they're the same woman, craving both rest and ambition, & forever envying the half they aren't living.
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talk to meee about earning on stablecoin balances!! customers (and their end users) are loving this
Tempo and @privy_io are launching a limited-time 7% Earn boost for eligible customers. Apply by Sept. 30 for a boosted rewards rate on the first $10M, plus no gas fees for 3 months. Supported vaults use @morpho infrastructure and @sentorahq curation.
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even the spam texters are trying to get me to move back
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if you want to see the cleanest integration of crypto rails into fiat operations, check out this smooth demo of @tryramp’s stablecoin accounts and payments product just the start of @chapello and team’s vision of bringing 24/7 cross-border money movement to the world!!!
1/ What does it look like to build business financial products with stablecoins? @tednotlasso sat down with @chapello to walk through @tryramp’s Stablecoin Accounts. See how Ramp uses Privy to give businesses a way to hold digital dollars and move money globally, 24/7.
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brave act of vulnerability to stand and browse in the self-help section of a bookstore
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certain type of friend group that walks 4 wide on the west side highway usually in the same uniform and all furiously texting on their phones
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overheard being good even great at things you don’t like to do is mentally, emotionally, spiritually bad
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