former voice/founder on “Guilty as Charged” Podcast

How it feels to just stop giving a shit about anything:
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How it feels
DepressedBergman
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“I call PFF pfft.”
Luke Montgomery was named to PFF’s Big Ten Team of the Week. He doesn’t care 🔊 “I really don't look at those things. I think it’s really dumb,” he said. “I call PFF pfft.”
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just saw an ambulance outside of a hospital
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I got a classmate that deadass looks like she's on stage 5 of this graph
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Dustin Harris with the ball in the air and a runner on third
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Replying to @MartyCaswell
Do you know how many service men are at sea or deployed and don’t see their kids born? They don’t make as much money as Miller and they don’t get time off!
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People are acting insane about the Mason Miller situation. The birth of your child or to go a step further, your wife and child as a whole should always take priority over your job.
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this is still so fascinating to me. you looked at your WR and RB room and said “how can we get smaller and less athletic”
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The light inside is broken, but I still work.
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He took his socks off and there’s a hole in his foot huh
As it turns out, the Seahawks decided not to sign veteran running back Joe Mixon to their practice squad after he underwent a physical for the team, per league source. Mixon will remain a free agent.
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Mayor Mike retweeted
Brumbpo Tungus is the corner your team signs off of someone's practice squad when they are decimated with injuries and he's gotta start in primetime. And then some mega coping fan is like "I actually really like the tape at Eastern Carolina if he can stay healthy"
Is this not the same guy
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Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days. He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5’11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine. “Talk about testosterone. Like a mustang.” It’s over for the Talarico campaign.
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Mayor Mike retweeted
Average Tom Telesco draft pick:
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it cant be good this is what i read everyday like a newspaper
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Sniffer Dog, Simon Drew. 1981.
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watching 2027 college prospects that will be gone by my teams pick
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Average Tom Telesco day 3 pick
Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days. He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5’11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine. “Talk about testosterone. Like a mustang.” It’s over for the Talarico campaign.
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Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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I can’t take credit for this meme format (I stole from, funnily enough, an Eagles fan), but it’s perfect for 2026 Joe Burrow
The Bengals spent an offseason building an under-center offense. Last year: 5.1 yards a play from it This year: 3.3 Dead last in the NFL on 54% more snaps.
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Mayor Mike retweeted
Wow Pat McAfee really is a Polarizing Figure
> gets a job coding for NASA > builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room > hits the forbes list > becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs > changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend > tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport > meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala > fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there > the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife > behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state > stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov > runs for US president (twice) > bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops > moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards > most wanted in 3 different countries > judge approves his extradition to the US > found dead in a Spanish prison cell > spanish judge ruled his death a suicide > previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide > may still be alive The very definition of "You can just do things"
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