The jokes write themselves all the time

Motherfucker this was in San Andreas in 2004

Es exactamente lo que quiero, divertirme con mi creatividad y elegir como encarar el objetivo sin importarme la "coherencia" narrativa, porque estoy en un videojuego, no en un libro

My dad asked me last month why I’m still renting at 41. I told him the cheapest decent house around here is about $430,000. He said, “Then start saving.” I told him 20% down would be $86,000. He said, “You don’t need that much. Just put some aside every month.” So I did the math for him. After rent, daycare, groceries, insurance and everything else, I’m lucky if I can save $500 a month. He grabbed a calculator. $86,000 ÷ $500 = 172 months. Over 14 years. He just stared at the screen. Then he said: “I put $4,000 down on my first house. Took me less than a year to save it.” Then he went quiet. “I honestly thought you were all just spending too much.” That was the moment it clicked. He wasn’t trying to be insensitive. He genuinely didn’t understand how different the numbers are now. Sometimes people aren’t defending the system. They just never stopped to look at the math.

Sigo sin comprar que las misiones no serán lineales, las 3 misiones que mostraste son pasilleras y lineales Que puedas escapar por la vieja del aire, por otra puerta o ventana en un edificio, no es hacer una misión "abierta"

every app is being CHAT-ified.

i bought this exact ram 3 years ago for, no exaggeration, $160. feels like what baby boomers probably felt like buying houses for $10k that are worth $1.5m now

Vive en un mundo ficticio Se piensa que a los adultos normales les importa el lanzamiento “GTA 6” No payaso, la gente adulta tiene preocupaciones, problemas reales y deudas que pagar.

shits so depressing man

if you try to be creative like this in newer rockstar games:

Can we just take a minute and read this 14 year old post I just found in the GTA 5 reddit 🥲

Real talk, if you’re going to even contemplate spending $1500 on a gaming device, get a PC. It’s not even a question at that point. Playing GTA 6 a year earlier is not worth $1500. No current gen console is even worth $1000, let alone $1500. That price? PC all the way.

If rockstar hired hitmen to kill someone, the fanboys would be like: “it was a 3rd party hired by rockstar so it’s not rockstars fault!”

Hey @KylieJenner, Sorry to hear movies are so expensive for you to watch. They just cut about $1.02 trillion, including CHIP, in federal Medicaid spending, so I'm a little worried they won't pay for my nursing care or ventilator next year. Keeps me up most nights. Anyways, hope you and your money are well.

Still one of the funniest images on Twitter lmfao

An unintended consequence of fucking everything getting reverse engineered by AI right now has me convinced that cloud gaming is about to become the norm. Not letting the user touch the machine code at all will be the only way to protect against this.

My reality is a political satire

I legitimately believe people's number one problem with AI is they might lose their cushy BS job where they do nothing all day.

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing