Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass [buys $500 worth of groceries]

imagine dying and getting to the pearly gates and just beyond them you see advertisements for heaven+

Michael Lewis on how the stock market is rigged.

yeah as an industrial pm i use a lot of alp

MASSIVE BREAKING: CHARLIE KIRK ASSASSINATION SECURITY REVIEW @RealCandaceO ▪️TPUSA CHOSE THE VENUE, INSISTING ON THE COURTYARD DESPITE OBJECTIONS FROM UVU ▪️TPUSA DECIDED NO NEED FOR EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES ▪️TPUSA DIDN'T PROVIDE TICKETING INFORMATION AND ANALYTICS TO UVU BEFOREHAND ▪️TPUSA CONDUCTED NO SECURITY WALK THROUGH ▪️TPUSA SKIPPED DAY-OF MEETING WITH UVUPD CHIEF LONG ▪️BRIAN HARPOLE LIED ABOUT THE VENUE ▪️TPUSA REFUSED TO COOPERATE WITH THE SECURITY INVESTIGATION Here's a list of TPUSA failings according to UVU's independent after-action security review: 1. TPUSA insisted on the more difficult and vulnerable outdoor venue, against UVU'S objections 2. TPUSA insisted on using its own ticketing system that deprived UVU of reliable, continuously available attendance information and made it harder to forecast crowd size, staffing and access requirements. 3. The TPUSA-supplied risk information understated the security concerns. They estimated only 600 attendees, characterized the event primarily as student-focused, and represented that there were no risk factors/safety/security concerns and NO NEED FOR EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES. 4. TPUSA was slow to establish direct security coordination with UVUPD. Dan Flood didn't contact Chief Long until September 3—only one week before the event. 5. TPUSA and its protection detail failed to conduct a formal pre-event security briefing and site walk-through with UVUPD, including: ▪️lines of sight; ▪️elevated positions and rooftops; ▪️building access; ▪️Charlie Kirk's arrival/departure; ▪️communications; ▪️staffing; ▪️emergency response; ▪️medical contingencies; ▪️emergency egress; ▪️post assignments; and ▪️who was responsible for which security function. The executive summary says such a site-specific meeting should have happened several days beforehand. Furthermore, Chief Long texted Flood asking to meet at the Hall of Flags walkway at about 11:00 a.m.; the contemplated face-to-face security meeting did not occur. 6. Brian Harpole's post-event account of who selected the venue conflicts with the report's evidence. Harpole said UVU forced them to use that venue. Records show TPUSA insisted on it. 7. TPUSA and its principal security people declined to cooperate with the after-action investigation. Brian Harpole, Dan Flood, and executive personnel at TPUSA HQ in Arizona all ignored attempts at contact.

me wandering through my house at 11:32pm to make sure all my kids are in bed

This is the best thing that has ever happened with my tax dollars. More of this, please.

how i’m leaving reviews these days

Your pickles were never fermented. Look at a jar of Vlasic dill spears. Cucumbers, water, distilled vinegar, salt, calcium chloride, polysorbate 80, natural flavor, turmeric extract for color. That's a cucumber soaked in vinegar, which the industry calls fresh pack. A fermented pickle sits in a salt brine for weeks and makes its own acid, so there's no vinegar added. Everything after the vinegar is there to make up for what fermentation would have done on its own. Calcium chloride firms it up, because a fresh pack cucumber goes soft without it. Turmeric extract adds the color back. Polysorbate 80 is an emulsifier and it keeps the flavor oils from floating to the top of the jar. If the ingredient list says vinegar, it wasn't naturally fermented. Being in the refrigerated case doesn't tell you anything either, since Claussen is refrigerated and lists distilled vinegar fourth. The ones that are actually fermented say so on the front, usually with the word unpasteurized.

Rep. Thomas Massie: “We didn’t get out of Covid because we have strong leaders.” “We got out of Covid because some of you said: I’m not gonna comply.” “If just like 5 or 10% of us do not comply … the system will fall apart.” “Do that wherever you can.” “Your finances.” “How your kids get educated.” “Where you buy your food.” Non-compliance is one of the strongest tools that the health freedom movement has. We’re winning huge victories and making historic progress at the state and local level in getting medical mandates outlawed. In 2025, our Founder and President Leslie Manookian got almost all medical mandates banned in Idaho with the Idaho Medical Freedom Act. Including vaccines. Now, we’re leading the Medical Freedom Act Coalition alongside Stand for Health Freedom and over a dozen more MAHA/health freedom organizations to get that law passed in as many states as possible. But tens of millions of Americans live under state governments that vehemently oppose your right to health freedom. And as we saw during Covid, the federal government will do everything they can to scare you and push you into compliance. Those who refused are the reason we finally ended the era of lockdowns and mandates. @RepThomasMassie @RonPaulInstitut

“stop bullying your 13 year-old brother” [me to my toddler]

this is being done with our tax dollars

if only there was something they could stop doing that would make that happen… it starts with a g and ends with a lot of people getting arrested for war crimes first

i saw this listing on marketplace for a lot of forklifts. me’n the boys bouta get arrested af

yeah, i agree with this tbh

gotta have both

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Democrats block President Trump's $2,800,000,000 weapons transfer to Israel, which included 40,000 one-ton bombs.

I’m not even joking when I tell you this is a dude named Micah I went to high school with who killed a colossal hog in Hawaii back in the day and I just found the picture again. It turns out he also ran for mayor of Honolulu? But definitely lost. It’s easy to tell by the documentation it was not a well thought-out campaign.

Mitch McConnell casting votes rn like

what a chart.

I love bird of paradise flowers.