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Enrico Matassa retweeted
Funny personal story I have about the late GOAT Mike Ditka...
When I was a toddler, my parents and I were on a flight and #MikeDitka happened to be on the flight a few years after the 1985 superbowl win.
My mom passed him in the aisle and I waved to him, and he said to my mom, "She's a beautiful little girl!" My mom said, "Oh just wait..."
In front of DA Coach she says, "Faran, who is the President of the United States?" ... I go, "Mike Ditka!"
20 years later when I danced for his team "The Chicago Rush," I met him at his Ditka's Steakhouse in downtown Chicago.
Upon meeting him, I go, "I actually met you when I was about 3 years old on a plane with my parents." He goes, "Wait, you're not the little girl who said I was the President of the United States, are you?" I told him, "Indeed I am."
He gave me the biggest hug and said, "I don't think you realize, I told everyone in my family that happened... I have been telling that story for decades! What a full circle moment that now you dance for the team!"
Rest in power Coach! You are and always will be a legend.
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Enrico Matassa retweeted
The Snowplough that fucked up Jeremy Renner has been cast in 'AVENGERS: SECRET WARS'.
In Theaters on December 17, 2027.
(Source: deadline.com/2026/09/avenger…)
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Two burnouts showed up to their history class history presentation with the real Abraham Lincoln, Napoleon, Socrates, and other historical figures. Still can’t figure out how…
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RT @prezoh: it's prob cuz of that lightning that keeps striking right between them
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Enrico Matassa retweeted
Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps
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Enrico Matassa retweeted
I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares.
@JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation.
This is a Biden win for flyers! apnews.com/article/jetblue-s…
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Enrico Matassa retweeted
I just called my parents to let them know.
'Full House' actress Andrea Barber reveals she was under anesthesia during O.J. Simpson’s infamous Bronco chase in 1994. ew.com/andrea-barber-was-und…
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Enrico Matassa retweeted
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Ayatollah Khamenei Bobblehead Day on Sunday, April 12 has been cancelled
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Enrico Matassa retweeted
If Khamenei is dead, I hope the next ayatollah is a queer Black woman
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Enrico Matassa retweeted
Marco Rubio is ready to infiltrate Iran and take it down from inside.
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