CPA in the real world. I tweet about business, sports & politics. Alumni of Alabama and fan of the Cincinnati Reds & Bengals. Nature lover

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The diversity of the landscape of California is truly remarkable. The state contains some of the most beautiful scenery in the world
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6-year-old after shooting his teacher: “Fuck you, nigga. Shut the fuck up, ho. I stole dat gun from my mama. I don’t care if I go to jail.” This person cannot be rehabilitated and is guaranteed to kill in the future. This mother and absent father deserve the death penalty.
🚨 A 6-year-old shot his teacher. Richneck Elementary, Jan 6, 2023. Court unsealed Officer Brian Torrez's bodycam Oct 6, 2026. 🎥 The Virginian-Pilot / Daily Press
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One of the rare "small boats" full of Muslims invading the Yookay that actually had a woman on it - the male passengers started gang raping her and her 2 year old child was crying and screaming so they just threw the kid into the ocean.
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I sat my 7-year-old down and explained to him that dying industries (legacy media, academia, DNC politics) ride algorithmically driven cultural hysterias both because it’s the only way they can stay relevant and because their business models demand it. He looked up at me and with a tear in his eyes asked, ‘so, for the sake of the journos, the assistant professors, and Dem Politics Inc, we’re obligated to attest to the moral urgency of the hysteria and act completely emotionally dysregulated?’ ‘Yes,’ I answered him. ‘Yes, that’s right.’ And then we both sat quietly.
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Holy. Shit. Drone footage from the UK tonight… The UK government is using the cover of darkness to continue importing foreign men. They will all live off British taxpayers. Before long, they will all have multiple children. It’s being done on purpose.
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We do it each week, MY Sunday SEC takeaways... ALABAMA: Handled their business. Set tone early on ground with run game & TE involvement. 40, 88 & 9 great again. OL strained in run game. Had some let downs in pass pro. 4 good in pass pro. Quick game early helped set things up down the field. They won the LOS. 13 personal package was nice. 17 & 13 ran well, good feel. QB just seems to be getting more & more comfy. Good leaving pocket. OL struggled with some hat placement in run game. All around effort was good there. TEs add a ton. 87 was good. 9 helped in pass game. 4 good in protection. Big game for 7 at WR. Worked seam well. Ball security an issue early. Def showed up. Kept numbers out side & back. Didn't have to overcommit yo the box. 1 good up front, had pas rush wins. Took ball away, scored. 5 big pick 6 early. Coverage solid most of the day. 11 good as spy/delayed blitzer. Showed speed. 9 TFLs vs that group is strong. Did not let tempo dictate things. 90 good on interior. 14 made things happen up front. Took momentum early & did not look back.
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Saban documentary comes out on Thursday and Alabama hosts Georgia in the biggest game of the regular season on Saturday. Alabama football is back to being the center of attention📈📈💯💯
WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO TUSCALOOSA‼️ Nick Saban makes his return as College GameDay heads to the heavyweight matchup of Georgia-Alabama 🍿
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Certain industries are being specifically targeted by private equity who then raise their prices and adjust the entire market rate for everyone. HVAC, restaurant chains, day cares, etc
My sister's local family-owned daycare center got acquired by a private equity group six months ago. Same building. Same teachers. Same 7 AM opening time. Zero upgrades to the playground or facilities. This morning, they sent out their new tuition schedule for the upcoming quarter. Monthly cost per child jumped from $1,250 to $2,400. When parents asked the new management why prices nearly doubled overnight, the director gave a polished corporate response about "market-rate alignment." Wall Street figured out a cheat code. They are quietly gobbling up non-discretionary life infrastructure, daycares, veterinary clinics, emergency medicine, and senior care….. because they know you can't just "cut back" on your kids or elderly parents. Young families aren't being priced out by inflation. They are being squeezed by leveraged buyouts on basic human survival.
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WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO TUSCALOOSA‼️ Nick Saban makes his return as College GameDay heads to the heavyweight matchup of Georgia-Alabama 🍿
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.@POTUS: Mercedes-Benz is investing $4B to expand its plant in Tuscaloosa. U.S. Steel is investing $475M at its plant near Birmingham. Eli Lilly is investing $6B to create a new factory in Huntsville. ArcelorMittal is investing $1.2B for an advanced steel manufacturing facility in Mobile. We just opened a brand new facility to build Navy submarines in Cherokee — and we're building new Coast Guard Cutters right here in Mobile. MANUFACTURING IS BACK!
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Give the people what they want: @realspaceforce flyover @realDonaldTrump
NEW: President Donald Trump has announced he will attend next Saturday’s Georgia-Alabama game. on3.com/news/president-donal…
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Vice President JD Vance on H1-B visas: "If you’re going to bring in an accountant making $45,000 a year to replace an accountant who is an American making $60,000 a year, that’s not you using the program to bring in a genius. That’s you destroying American jobs and defrauding the American people... my view is the H1-B program is completely broken."
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France hid a literal massacre where Muslims slaughtered a rock concert audience. Reports of the action stated women were assaulted sexually while they were bleeding out.
France is fighting for its life and has officially entered a Civil War that will soon eclipse the French revolution. Police officers are being lynched in the streets and hung from light poles. Any white person who dares to show their face on the street is viciously attacked. The official death toll is being suppressed, but dead bodies are everywhere. Thank God for the second amendment in the United States.
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Your house, hypocrite???
989 billionaires are now worth 22% of our GDP. We have more wealth concentration than the gilded age. Join Bernie & me on October 3rd in SF & October 5th in LA to tax California billionaires at 5% one time to pay for the healthcare of California kids.
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Spent way too much on sushi to not have a sushi chef on site making it fresh 💯
Now THIS is how you throw a proper housewarming party. 😮‍💨🏡🍣🔥
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Nike stock is so cheap, you could buy 10 shares for the price of a nice Nike outfit
Nike ALWAYS has some tremendous positive moments that lure you in but the aggregate outlook is terrible and, arguably, worsening...
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Reminder: The party that celebrated the cancellation of the Keystone XL pipeline isn’t going to do anything to lower your energy costs. “I’m glad it’s dead.” — Elizabeth Warren
The Keystone XL pipeline was a giveaway to foreign oil lobbyists that put our communities, environment, and tribal lands at risk. I’m glad it’s dead, and I'm grateful to everyone who fought to make this day happen.   cnn.com/2021/06/09/energy/ke…
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In 2018 Obama traveled around the country spreading the Fine People Hoax, spreading the Russia Hoax (that he helped create), and calling Trump and Republicans a threat to democracy. Also Obama: WhY ArE We So DiViDeD?
Barack Obama: "I don't understand how we got so toxic and just so divided and so bitter."
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Women are amazing
BREAKING: Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike is still alive after two lethal injections, her lawyer says in a motion to again halt the execution. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ahe…
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Two years ago today this man told us "I will cripple you" (referring to the entire U.S. economy) if we didn't give his east coast port union workers what they wanted (60%+ wage increases and a pledge of no automation of our ports). It worked btw, he got all his demands.
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A fatal mistake. The Halloween Party is like the Super Bowl for women like her. Nothing is more important. How could they not have known the claws would come out?
According to the New York Times, Jane Doe decided that she was raped when she was uninvited to a Halloween party. This is starting to look more and more like a "rape by regret" case.
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