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BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil and is on board a plane flying to the United States, according to Reuters report.
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Death to Airbnb. Total hotel supremacy.
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that's hard to miss 🙏
🔥 LMFAO! President Trump just gave a shoutout to NICKI MINAJ'S ASS at his Michigan rally "By the way, I looked at one HELL of a BEAUTIFUL ASS before — NICKI MINAJ! That's HARD to miss!" "STAND UP! That's hard to MISS!" I did NOT see this coming, despite her being in the audience 🤣
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Fille japonaise : Où est passé ma boîte de serviettes hygiéniques usagées Son père dans la cuisine :
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france produced the highest-thinking pedophiles (sartre, beauvoir, foucault, derrida, deleuze, lyotard). law of the jungle says they have the right to bully Japan which produces only low-tier pedophiles.
french people don't get to call anyone pedophiles brah that's like your thing! You're the pedophile country!
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Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable
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obama: drumpf made the white house look like a terrorist bought a mac donalds working class larpers : do these wealthy out of touch liberals not understand that the average american would give their right arm to get married at a mcdonalds
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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My newest guilty pleasure
The typical far-left French protester, part 6. 🇫🇷
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A friend of mine once said that in Florida, the averages for temperature, age, and IQ are all in the 80s.
We're cooked.
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When the anglosphere left romanticizes Parisian intellectual/literati culture, the implicit setting is never depressing concrete bug hive like quoted post; rather, the setting is always Haussmann's Paris of boulevards, cafe culture, bourgeois Second Empire or Art Nouveau design
More people may live in a single concrete apartment building like the one below than on the entire Île Saint-Louis or Île de la Cité. ChatGPT: "Roughly 9 million people live in the continuously built-up suburbs of Paris, compared with 2.1 million in Paris proper and only a few hundred thousand in the affluent historic center. In other words, the Paris of the Louvre, elegant boulevards, expensive apartments, and tourist postcards represents a surprisingly small fraction of the population of metropolitan Paris."
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I want to be very clear: Marxism and socialism are not, in fact, religions. Or, they shouldn’t be, and needn’t be, and often aren’t. But there is a kind of Gnostic socialist who insists that all bad things are essentially illusions performed by the Demiurge of Capital, and through correct investigation we can see through them and discern that there are no *real* problems and no *real* bad actors in the world apart from that Demiurge itself. All suffering and sin are a kind of spell that Capital casts, and if we could simply overthrow that Demiurge then we would immediately and permanently establish the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth. Anyway, the world is of course full of real problems and bad actors of many stripes, and socialism is a way to organize society around defeating those problems and bad actors, but it is not (and never has been) an instantaneous removal of all human sorrow.
Drug cartels do not exist
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When they say the Civil War was brother against brother, this is what I imagine it looked like—>
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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Not a Communist at all but this quote is too good to not be posted: "'My hemorrhoids affectionately greet your penis." -Frederick the Great, to Claude Étienne Darge, July 1750
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So the reason why it’s not good to support anarchic violence is because it typically doesn’t stop precisely where you like it. You can’t wink at people burning a city down or think it’s based and then cry foul if other people do violence to the rioters
This is worse than looting by a huge amount
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The United States of America has collapsed. Rival fast food chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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Uzbekistan is floodgate for the west. France may burn, Britain may decay, America may be corroded, but the keystone is Uzbekistan. The last bastion of western civilization is Uzbekistan. It preserves its ancient Greco-Bactrian roots and has adopted more from recent European⬇️
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You can always tell when some far righter is a zoomer who's too young to have met many people from that gen & thinks they're all anti-immigrant white supremacists.
On September 11th, 1893 the Chicago Parliament of World Religions was addressed by Swami Vivekananda. His theme: Hinduism and American Christianity’s shared commitment to religious “toleration.” The 6000+ Americans in attendance gave him a standing ovation.
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The interwar period was the golden age of Glup Shitto ideologies. Just mash a bunch of adjectives together and there’s a 60% chance you just named a paramilitary that briefly governed Budapest in the fall of 1928. People were fighting and dying for Post-Clerical Neo-Mercantilism.
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