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Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable
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It was a no looker on the pick 6 😭
Tyler🐴
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An AFC exec on Marvin Harrison Jr: “Forget where he was drafted… Watch him play. He’s like a third receiver with upside. He’s not fast, not physical and doesn’t do anything after the catch.” (@jjones9)
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#Rams HC Sean McVay said on Wednesday that the NFL admitted it got a late DPI call wrong against the Broncos. Today, the league sent a memo to teams reminding them that all conversations regarding officiating must remain confidential.
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Mike McCarthy doesn’t even coach he just sits on the sideline and looks at Aaron Rodgers like this.
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TJ Watt… doing INSANE things… he’s mid-spin move mid-pass rush… sees the screen leaking out… breaks out of it and gets the critical PBU on third down… this is a superstar keeping his team in the game
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TJ Watt faked out Deshaun Watson to force the fumble 😮‍💨
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Taken from BAM "next generation of PMs" video:
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New type of racism? Hispanics don’t take fall damage??
Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall."
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Mike Tomlin showcases his Minecraft city that he’s been building for a decade:
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The only thing worse than losing your Ollie Gordon bid is winning it.
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Sources are telling me the Chargers are close to a deal but the Cardinals are hung up on receiving Quentin Johnston. Joe Hortiz is “insisting” on including him in the trade package but Monti Ossenfort contends that Hortiz is being “too kind” and that it’s “not necessary”.
Fowler: Teams continue to monitor Marvin Harrison Jr. situation with one team forecasting his market value as "possibly a quality Day 3 pick."
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Carnell Tate was running some of the NASTIEST ROUTES against the Giants. Tate finished the game with 9 targets, 6 receptions, and 58 receiving yards. The Titans rookie WR could’ve had 120+ receiving yards and 2 TD’s 😳🤯
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Everybody "neurodivergent" until a real stone cold autist pulls up
unfortunately i will be going back to school to write my dissertation on this 1 min film
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WHAT THE FUCK? HE FUCKIN COUNTERED A PERFECT PEANUT PUNCH? 😭
Catch him if you Ken 😮‍💨 @Kenneth_Walker9
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This band was created in a lab to lose Democrats the midterms
i genuinely tried using bluesky but it just felt like this over there
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This is the second worst thing to happen to him this year
BREAKING: Anthropic’s IPO prospectus reveals a staggering $42,000,000,000.00 net loss in 2025.
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Cam Skattebo at practice wondering why Jaxson Dart wears #9 and sucks now
Ben Brown 🌻
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F it, JJ McCarthy highlights 😤😤😮‍💨😮‍💨
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You fellas kno where I can find a weed?
Shaq in the dome looking like a Narc
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This is an almost verbatim Trump quote lmao
Jimmy Butler on his knee rehab: “My (testing) numbers are staggering, they’re off the charts. I’m ahead, so they say.”
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