Habitual line stepper. Often called β€˜Maple MAGA’ 🍁. My pronouns are: haha/hahaha.

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Chadimir Poutine πŸ‘¨ 🐻 🐷 retweeted
Replying to @ChadimirPoutine
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What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
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Brave, based man ⬇️
I’am Ukrainian, living in Ukraine, and Russia is not my enemy.
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Chadimir Poutine πŸ‘¨ 🐻 🐷 retweeted
🚨 MAJOR: Canada’s population numbers were wrong by hundreds of thousands. We were told Canada lost 235,000 people from July 2025 to April 2026. Revised data say Canada actually GAINED 109,000. That changes GDP per capita, housing and the economic story Canadians were told.
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I’m Canadian. My government is my enemy.
I am English. My government is my enemy.
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It’s almost as if removing people who were never supposed to be here solves a suspiciously large number of problems at once πŸ€”
#BREAKING: States with the most ICE deportations are seeing the largest rent decreases.
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Prime Minister Carney knows full well there is no such risk, but he is evidently prepared to stoop to a level of extreme cynicism and demagoguery, inadvertently exposing his belief that Canadians are dimwitted saps, for political gain.
#BREAKING: PM Carney prepared for β€˜risk’ that Trump might order U.S.-led military invasion of Canada: report ctvnews.ca/world/article/pm-…
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There are a lot of scared Canadians, who are as trapped under Mark Carney as we were under Biden. And they need our prayers When I make fun of Canada, I am not making fun of them But the Canadian Govt is run by dangerous lunatics hellbent on economic suicide.
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I’m a Canadian and Russia is not my enemy. And if you have a problem with that, I offer a fresh bag of dicks for you to consume enthusiastically.
I'm a Canadian of Russian and Ukrainian descent and Russia is not my enemy πŸ€πŸ’™β€οΈ
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Chadimir Poutine πŸ‘¨ 🐻 🐷 retweeted
Canadian troops prepping for a U.S. invasion.
Heritage American
Canada PM Mark Carney confirms he's prepped for US invasion: 'Would be irresponsible not to' trib.al/JVWEXEb
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Making Xi laugh wholeheartedly like that is real power.
.@POTUS shows President Xi the Biden Autopen photo 🀣
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Case closed.
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Can someone explain to @MarkJCarney that we're not going to send the Alabama Nat'l Guard to conquer Canada in the middle of college football season? They can't afford a weekend away. If he must pump out Laurentian Elite erotica to boost hysteria, at least make it believable.
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Canada has become un-investable, thanks to Liberals. Elbows up, retards!
πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ CANADA’S AUTO SECTOR: LOOK PAST THE ANNOUNCEMENTS. FOLLOW THE OUTCOMES. 🧾 Canadians were promised an EV boom. Here’s the picture these figures paint: πŸ“ Honda, Alliston: The $15B EV complex indefinitely suspended in May 2026. πŸ“ Stellantis, Brampton: Jeep production moved to Illinois after more than $500M in public aid. Ottawa responded with a formal default notice. πŸ“ NextStar, Windsor: Stellantis sold its battery joint-venture stake for $100, writing off roughly $1B amid a global EV retreat. πŸ“ GM CAMI, Ingersoll: A $2B EV conversion ended in permanent closure. More than 1,000 jobs gone, with roughly $518M in government funding exposed. πŸ“ GM Oshawa: Third shift cut. An estimated 750–1,200 jobs lost as truck production shifts to Indiana, even with $280M in new investment staying in Oshawa. πŸ“ Ford Oakville: The original $1.8B EV plan gave way to a $2.3B gas-truck conversion and a fresh $464.5M federal grant. πŸ“ Umicore, Loyalist: The $2.7B battery plant has been paused since July 2024. Roughly $1B in promised government support remains undisbursed. πŸ“ Northvolt, Quebec: The Swedish parent went bankrupt. The $7B factory vision collapsed, with reported losses of roughly $270M for Quebec and more than $1B across Canadian pension funds. These projects span different governments and a global EV slowdown. Blaming every setback on one prime minister misses the history. But Carney’s government still has to answer the question workers and taxpayers care about: What is the plan to keep investment and jobs in Canada? A funding announcement isn’t a factory. A photo op aren’t jobs .
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Why do Liberals always hire complete losers, like this Estonian guy or that Native boob lady?
Canada is just better at everything, seethe
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Chadimir Poutine πŸ‘¨ 🐻 🐷 retweeted
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White Canadian male arrested for posting a meme. moslems πŸ‘‡πŸ»
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Canada is basically Taliban, if the Taliban were a bunch of toddlers.
JUST IN: Mark Carney reportedly prepared for possible U.S. military action against Canada, modeling citizen militias using β€œtactics employed by the Taliban.”
Community note
The specific detail on modeling citizen militias using Taliban tactics comes from a January 2026 Globe and Mail report citing anonymous officials, not Carney's recent NYT comments on general "extreme tail risk" preparation (with no such specifics disclosed). theglobeandmail.com/politics/artic… nytimes.com/2026/09/23/wor… financialpost.com/news/economy/c…
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Marco Rubio realizing he'll be the Prime Minister of Canada
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Every day in GTA, pedestrians/cyclists are being run over. Why do you think this is happening at such scale?
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