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What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
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Yes, make them here and see what happens! 🙏
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 President Trump considers allowing Chinese automakers to build electric vehicles in the US.
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"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything" You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition. One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them. A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math? "Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up. My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes. "The social disruption will be enormous!" Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach. Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already? A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up. Accelerate.
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Classic trolling. 🤣
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump has ARRIVED at the United Nations General Assembly in New York City and ZINGED CNN KAITLAN COLLINS! "It's an HONOR TO BE HERE. I'm surprised CNN is here covering me! You should NOT be covering me, you said you weren't!" LMAO 🤣 ALL EYES ON TRUMP 🔥 Yesterday, it was a fake news "boycott of Trump." Today, the networks are back to making it all about 47 MAN OF THE HOUR!
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Interviewing to be a Lauren Boebert staffer.
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New species of Greenland shark captured on video for the first time ever, maybe 👀😂
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If your track record is a highlight reel of corrections and narrative flops, don’t act shocked when the White House stops treating you like essential staff.
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The European Union has just unveiled their new flag
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Freaking brilliant
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BOOM 🚨 In (2019) AJ Curran used an age calculator, and determined that Ilhan Omar was (18) in the yr (2000) when her father became eligible to apply for citizenship Omar claimed she was (17) which is a lie, that's derivation of citizenship She married her brother to help him gain citizenship, which is a crime and violates her status There's sufficient evidence showing that Ilhan Omar is here Illegally... deport her now
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I am shorting @Dyson on Monday.
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Slow week. I haven’t been blocked once yet. 🤷
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Is that something in space? 🧐 it’s almost like… $SPCX
Apple Shares Mysterious Teaser Video Before 'iPhone Duo' Event Today macrumors.com/2026/09/09/app…
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Out Freaking Standing!
JUST IN: 🇩🇪 Germany's AfD wins Saxony-Anhalt election, becoming first far-right party to take power at state level since World War II.
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Who moved my cheese?
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All your fares are belong to us!
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BREAKING: Trump is reportedly holding private discussions with senior aides about potentially declaring the Iran war over, per WSJ.
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