My son is lazy and sits around doing this all day. Just poops in a box and expects me to clean it up.
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My cousin Chad says he’s in something called the “U.S. Navy Super Reserves” and that he’s based out of Margaritaville.
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Replying to @remarks
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I should have never installed Balatro. I should have paid attention to the warnings.
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Anybody else clean their bathrooms in only their underwear or am I weird? Kind of a thing I learned in boot camp to not ruin my clothes.
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(With a boston accent) he married a minah? Thats fucked
Jim Carrey is now married to Min Ah. (tmz.com/2026/09/30/jim-carre…)
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Been on OT since Thursday morning.
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showing this picture to the guy at the dispensary like he's my barber
I saw this then still got high
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KEEP MY WIFE’S POOP OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
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I'm an atheist and the thought "god doesn't want us to be doing that" runs through my head a lot these days.
Scientists have successfully grown living human skin around a robotic finger, giving it the ability to move, bend, and even heal itself. Researchers at the University of Tokyo have brought science fiction closer to reality by covering a working robotic finger with living skin cultured from human cells. Led by biohybrid engineer Shoji Takeuchi, the team submerged the robotic digit in a specialized mixture of collagen and human dermal fibroblasts, creating a supportive dermis layer. They then applied human keratinocyte cells to form a resilient outer epidermis. The resulting living skin is not only flexible enough to withstand continuous joint movement without tearing, but it also develops natural wrinkles at the knuckles, mimicking the look and texture of a real human hand. Beyond its lifelike appearance, this biohybrid skin possesses a remarkable ability to self-heal. When researchers made a small incision on the finger and applied a simple collagen bandage, the skin's fibroblast cells naturally merged the bandage back into the surrounding tissue, repairing the wound within a week. While the technology currently requires continuous moisture to keep the living cells alive, the breakthrough opens new doors for medical testing, prosthetics, and the development of ultra-realistic humanoid robots that can interact safely and seamlessly in healthcare and service industries. source: Kawai, M., Nie, M., Oda, H., Morimoto, Y., & Takeuchi, S. Living skin on a robot. Matter, 5(7), 2190-2208.
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I like women born in the 1980s because they’ve accumulated just the right amount of microplastics in their pussy
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Every day the chances of you getting murdered by a drone increases
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Ah yes, fast food employee. I definitely want 80 napkins and no ketchup for my fries.
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Hasan Piker? More like Hamas Liker!! (israel pls mail me my check soon i can't afford gas and you got all our taxes. israel pls 🙏)
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Yeah, I got something 8 inches long and thick. My public hair.
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Stealing a race car bed from my friend's bedroom and then telling the other guys in jail I'm in for grand theft auto
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You're stuck in a lift with Ed Sheeran, Chris Martin and Bono. Which one do you punch first?
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Smokin a cig there would go hard as fuck
NASA just released this new photo from the surface of Mars 🔭 [📸: via/ NASA]
Community note
These images are artistic composites from black-and-white Curiosity rover navcam panoramas taken at different times of day, with added blue/yellow coloring; they are not natural-color photography of Mars. science.nasa.gov/photojournal/c… petapixel.com/2023/06/16/the… x.com/NASAMars/statu…
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that's not a cum moan, that's a pee moan. i don't mind i just am not fooled by ur tricks
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You young people who smoke cigarettes think you're so cool you want to impress me be my age and smoke cigarettes
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