Do you understand? Or are you waiting for a whistle?
Continue waiting.
The rabbit hole gets deeper and convoluted.
Kalonzo gatekeeps the Kamba vote, cheating them that "this time I will be the president."
His empty rhetoric is propelled by a fake media that thrives on propaganda and emotional headlines.
While doing this, he blinds them as they vote for his cronies, who loot Kambaland's natural resources and taxes.
Kambaland governors are on a looting spree as Wa'Kamba sit in a stupor, waiting for a Kalonzo moment that remains elusive.
Well, do you know the formation of the current ruling party [UDA] was partly funded by Mr Muthama, who owns a mining license that allows him to mine rare gemstones like Ruby Red and Green Garnets?
Yet Kalonzo and Muthama are political friends.
"Mblaza, go to Ruto, and I remain with Raila. Whoever wins is a win-win for us all." — Political cousins.
Kamba-land, which boasts massive natural resources such as wildlife and minerals, has remained impoverished.
Kambaland has the most significant economic corridor between Nairobi and Mombasa/Lamu/Garissa, which can turn Kambaland into an economic powerhouse in the transport industry.
Wakamba are exemplary tyre technicians. Why can't we harness this cultural skill and turn it into a million-dollar industry?
They have vast land watered by Kenya's giant rivers — Tana and Athi, Galana, and Sabaki.
They have 400 million tonnes of the world's most sought-after non-renewable fossil fuel — COAL!
But now, the Kamba's only economic resource is sand harvesting, yet minerals and precious gemstones are stolen by these same politicians.
Musyoka will come again this time to tell Kambas that he will topple Ruto, and Kambas will be hypnotised by that deceitful euphoria. — "Wantam, Wan-bullet, WaMusyoka."
After every election, these conniving politicians meet with political wheeler-dealers to collect paychecks as Kambas remain impoverished.
These career "opposition politicians" don't have a transformative agenda. They are part of the mess.
They simply camouflage and posture as "saviours" because they have not been invited to the looting table.
However, their role is to keep the masses occupied with infertile opposition politics, so that the people cannot revolt against political brinkmanship and conmanship.
They keep the masses occupied with political clownery and fiction while ignoring the fundamental problems that are disturbing our people.
Then, when the infertile opposition goes to Kamba-land, instead of having a conversation that will liberate Kambas from economic slavery, all they tell them is,
"Hi, Cousins!"
- and the hypnotised Kambas respond,
"Aiiii"
Wake up!