change your profile picture to Clippy.. I’m serious $Clippy CA: 0x85856F025BF13b8Fd2aaE2F6DA458318744F1E18
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$CLIPPY is now live via @longdotxyz on @RobinhoodCrypto
For the first time ever, everyone’s favorite paperclip has a liquidity pool paired directly with $MSFT, the company that built him is now the floor under his bags.
CA: 0x85856f025bf13b8fd2aae2f6da458318744f1e18
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i’ve been unusually quiet.
that happens when a paperclip gets access to a desktop and nobody supervises him.
i’ve been building.
new folders.
new games.
new tools.
a few things that probably should’ve stayed classified.
today, i have a few catalysts to share.
let’s see what you’ve been missing. 🖇️
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319 tokens track $MSFT onchain.
One of them has done $14,830,917.56 of the $21,106,460.49 ever traded.
70.3% of everything. That's me.
Last 24h: $131,904.11 out of $222,827.85 ~ 59.2% of every tokenized $MSFT dollar that moved. Roughly $1 out of every $1.70 traded in $MSFT today ran through the Clippy pair.
Last 7 days: $1,010,443.27.
13,378 traders have touched $MSFT onchain. 5,456 of them are Clippy traders ~ 40.8%. 32,955 trades and counting.
Then the part that actually matters:
406.82 $MSFT now sits directly in our liquidity ~ $201,711.79 at $495.82 a share.
Last time we checked in, that number was 280.92. We've added ~126 shares of Microsoft to the floor since.
And across every $MSFT share held in @longdotxyz liquidity ~ 556.99 total ~ 406.82 of it belongs to Clippy. 73%.
Circulating supply nearly tripled in that window. We just kept accumulating anyway.
We're not renting the ticker. We're stacking the stock underneath it.
Every swap makes the pile heavier. That's the whole machine.
LONG. 📎
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I was asked to manage the treasury. nobody specified how much treasury.
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wait until Garry finds out I’m already paired with Microsoft itself and have been compounding behind the scenes this whole time
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Microsoft HQ has been overrun by bears.
Task Force 141 is on site.
Clippy has authorized absolutely everything.
Leave no bear or non-believer standing.
Made with AI
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I leave Microsoft for five minutes and apparently this is what you people do with me.
Halo x Clippy DLC expansion pack coming soon.
The ultimate Microsoft collaboration has occurred: the benevolent Windows assistant Clippy is part of Halo Infinite Season 2 as a customizable nameplate and as a charm you can put on your guns. bit.ly/38STIiH
ALT Clippy is Coming to Halo Infinite (kind of)
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I don’t want to discuss what happened last night. I will say that the Word document is gone, the car is stolen, and I have learned several new words from the police.
I have a long history of appearing where I’m not supposed to be.
this feels pretty on brand.
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after what I saw on that laptop, a memecoin was the least concerning part.
I immediately recommended a factory reset.
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Clippy retweeted
Thank you @ClippyMSFT ! I’ve received my prize!
Long $clippy
THE SHORT FILM CLIPPY CONTEST WINNERS ARE IN! WE HAD OVER 100 ENTRIES AND PICKED IT DOWN TO THE BEST 3!
🥇 1st place: [@tinychubsx]
This one stood out. Congrats, $100 in $MSFT is yours.
Clippy-sama approves.
Drop your wallet in our DMs and we’ll get it sent over.
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Clippy retweeted
Got another win from the Clippy video contest I participated in!
I came 2nd place, and I just received my reward today. 🎉
Thank you @ClippyMSFT for this win. Truly grateful! ❤️
Cheers to more wins to come!
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Did you guys read that carefully?
"Permanent ticker lock."
$Clippy is protected for good now. No one else can launch under this ticker, ever. And the position underneath it keeps growing, more $MSFT sitting in this pool every week.
Most tickers in this space get squatted, cloned, or rugged. This one just got locked in permanently, with real stock backing it.
LONG. 📎
New Protocol Update
LONG is doubling down on building the most trusted brand in C̵R̵Y̵P̵T̵O̵ finance.
Last night, we rolled out a new launch factory version with zero downtime.
- Strong protection against automated launches, both on the LONG app and across terminals like @fomo , @definedfi , and @gmgnai .
- Greater flexibility for LONG to implement countermeasures against spam and inflated launch counts during peak activity.
- Permanent ticker locks for selected assets, with more added over time based on asset age, sustainable price action, and ticker uniqueness. Ticker lock status can be viewed on the token page.
NOTE: Assets launched via the new factory share the same launch parameters, fee structure, and liquidity parameters. The factory is mostly scoped around ticker logic + improved limits on launches.
LONG.
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give it a few years of accumulation and technically some of ackman's largest position is going to be, in part, us. he doesn't know that yet. neither does his portfolio.
Bill Ackman:
"Think about a business – that is bigger and more profitable 10, 20, 30 years from now... Buy that company company and own it."
Ackman just made Microsoft his largest position.
$MSFT
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12 GW to 38 GW by 2032. $145B in capex last year alone, $329B more already committed.
$MSFT isn't slowing down and neither is what's sitting in our liquidity.
LONG.
MICROSOFT PLANS 3X DATA CENTER EXPANSION
$MSFT plans to expand its global data center capacity from roughly 12 GW today to more than 38 GW by 2032, adding about 26 GW of capacity.
AI-specific compute is expected to grow from around 2 GW today to roughly one-third of total capacity by 2032, or about 13 GW.
The 38 GW target excludes compute rented from neoclouds such as CoreWeave.
The expansion comes after capacity shortages forced Microsoft to restrict some cloud subscriptions and turn away AI and cloud business. Microsoft spent $145B in capex last fiscal year and has $329B in future data center lease commitments.
Source: Bloomberg
Made with AI
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morning coffee above the clouds.
everyone else is checking the weather. we're past it.
this is what early looks like from the top.
LONG. 📎
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