Say what you like about Meghan Markle, she has achieved the near impossible by making the Royals look like a comparatively functional and normal family.

Obviously this fine, upstanding gentleman would never know where on earth he could get hold of the kind of stuff he claims to have found in his father’s possession. Ahem.

Who told her if someone is abusing children, it’s always a good idea to alert them that you know but do nothing to alert the authorities so they can destroy any evidence. That sounds like a brain of Prince Harry worthy bit of dumb foolery.

So this woman divorced Thomas Markle in 1975. Then waited 44 years to alert police to him being a child abuser and didn’t bother to tell her own kids when their children were small, but she DID raise the alarm when his daughter became very famous. Riiiiiiiiiight. Seems legit.

Watching #BacktoBlackat20 abd they are absolutely murdering Amy Winehouse’s tunes. Amy sounded better when she was 3 bottles in and off her head on crack.

Prince Harry settled a case with ‘The Sun’ publishers a year ago. They paid out a billion in damages for illegal, unethical practices getting stories and were the worst persecutor of his Mum. Now they’re saying something he likes, suddenly they’re a reliable source? Rightio.

Smoking fags, drinking Super Tennants and fighting on Facebook.

Looking at police data protection laws, police can only disclose data about allegations if necessary for an investigation. There was no investigation so they’d no grounds to disclose to Meghan. Meghan had no kids so no risk. Either police broke several laws or it didn’t happen.

"Recollections may vary." - The Metropolitan Police

If the police were given an allegation against Thomas Markle, why wouldn’t they have handed it to the American police? Why would they have given it to his daughter who could have tipped him off and allowed him to destroy evidence? 🤔

Just checking in with the left here: - Consent isn't needed to allow hundreds of Africans and Middle Eastern men being moved into a field beside your families, and children - Consent is needed to march down the Garvaghy Road - Consent isn't needed for biological men to play, beat, and manhandle women in sport, or to change in women's locker rooms - Consent is needed for your grandparents to hug you It must be so confusing being a leftie.

Watching Keanu Reeves on Spongebob Squarepants feeling like I’ve woken up in a bad acid trip.

Fuuuuuuuck. What a family.

The ILR debate really hits home how far Labour and the unions have drifted from their founding purpose. The main reason there's been a shortage of care workers is because the pay is too low, the work isn't respected, and it's no longer a structured career. Care homes just want minimum wage workers, and they don't care about ability or suitability just so long as they maximise their profit margins. Labour and the unions should want to correct this, not least to restore dignity for the elderly. Personally I do not want to spend my dying days in a care home tended to by random untrained Africans who are just here to exploit the visa system. Labour should want the care sector to be a viable career and an adequately paid profession, but now wages are so low that you can make the same money working at McDonalds with none of the physical and emotional labour. Propping the care sector up with low wage immigrant labour so private equity care homes can maximise their profits is more in line with a neoliberal hellscape than anything resembling a Labour run country.

Quote of JK Rowling slaying as usual.

It’s like watching the League of Nations crumble pre-WW2. An organisation set up for international peace and security forgetting its purpose and promoting this madness.

Police are cracking down on fuel thieving I see.

Someone sent me a post that said this on it about the murder of Liverpool’s Ken Bigley: “These are the last images of Ken Bigley. Moments before he knew his head was to be hacked off on camera. I was sent the video years ago. Not because of murder porn but as a warning of what will come if we don't stop it. It changed me as a man. Mohammed Yaseem took his time. Smiled at the camera. He took his time removing Kens head while still conscious. Thats the idea. The same as the videos of Jewish women having their breasts cut off and thrown around like a ball as she lays there screaming knowing whats coming next. They kept him in a cage for hours telling him his inevitable fate. Unimaginable cruelty. His crime.... being a westerner. His killer Mohamed Yaseen Mohammed Yaseen is also responsible for setting fire to women and girls in cages for not submitting to Islam. He burned them alive. Laughing and shouting Allahu Akbar. God is great Setting fire to children and women and slowly removing another humans head whilst praising a sky wizard..... Have a wild guess where he lives now???? Windsor. Seen shopping in the Co Op We know he's not working so your paying his rent, utilities and food bill. Our government won't deport him or lock him up. Where's the fuckin morality?” It is truly terrifying what we are allowing our government to do to us.

The really pressing issue of septic Brazilian Butt Lifts has been resolved by the government, we can all sleep soundly in our beds now.

Remember when they were supposed to just be fuel thieves?