Superbad was such a formative movie for me growing up, I remember buying it on iTunes when I was in middle school by convincing my parents that, yes, it was rated R, but it was really just a silly Will Ferrell movie (they barely knew what the internet was at that time so I was confident they wouldn’t fact check). But the more I think about it now, the more it presents itself as the Anti-Zoomer movie. The whole premise of the film is that it’s supposed to be a faithful depiction of the COMPLETELY AVERAGE high school experience, but it’s seems like it’s out of a different world now. Let’s see, the rising action is that the protagonists are preparing for a house party (no one goes outside anymore because phones), so they need to get booze (young people don’t drink anymore) by using a fake ID (zoomers too risk averse and consequences too high) so that they can get laid (do I even have to say anything for this one?). The past is a completely different country, these are exceptions circumstances today, but that was seen as THE BARE MINIMUM high school experience LESS THAN 20 YEARA AGO. What have we robbed the youth of and to what extent are the consequences??? Barack Obama you will pay, you wicked, WICKED DEVILLL!!!!!!