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So, Benjamin Netanyahu just essentially said that if any future US president turns its back on Israel it will not end well for the US and he is already teaming up with allies to ensure a "proper response" should that happen once Trump leaves office. That certainly sounds like a threat to me.
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Wait, Israel has allies that’s not the US??
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Una amiga lleva 7 meses pagando 400€ al mes a un profesor particular para que su hijo de 15 años apruebe matemáticas. Dos clases por semana, 50€ la hora. El chico pasó de sacar unos y doses a sacar sietes y ochos. Estaban encantados. Hasta que el jueves, mientras cenaban, el niño comentó que el profesor llevaba semanas sin explicarle nada. Su madre le preguntó entonces qué hacían durante las clases. El niño le dijo que jugaban al ajedrez y hablaban de fútbol. Pensó que estaba bromeando. Pero después añadió algo que la dejó helada…
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«Me contrataste para que tu hijo aprobara matemáticas. No para que le repitiera el temario que ya sabía». Le explicó que utilizaba el ajedrez para que el chico aprendiera a pensar bajo presión, equivocarse sin bloquearse y tomar decisiones sin miedo. Mi amiga le dijo que podía haberle explicado todo aquello desde el principio. El profesor reconoció que debería haberlo hecho. Pero después le preguntó cuánto habían cambiado las notas de su hijo. De un 2 a un 7,5 de media. Y añadió que el niño ya llevaba un mes sin necesitar ayuda académica, aunque seguía asistiendo porque le encantaban aquellas sesiones. Mi amiga le preguntó entonces por qué no le había dicho que podían dejar las clases y ahorrarse los 400€. «Porque tu hijo me pidió que no lo hiciera. Dice que es la única hora de la semana en la que no siente que alguien lo está examinando». Ahora mi amiga no sabe qué pensar. Por un lado, lleva meses pagando unas clases que no eran lo que imaginaba. Por otro, su hijo ha mejorado las notas, tiene mucha más confianza y por primera vez va contento al instituto. ¿Tú seguirías pagándole 400€ al mes a ese profesor o le dirías que debería haber sido transparente desde el principio?
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His grades are better, he learned how to play chess, and most importantly, he has confidence. That’s money well invested!
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Last night, at the debate on stranger attacks, one question kept coming to mind. Question ⁉️ How the hell do you stop a random stranger attack? Seriously, how do you prevent something that's completely unpredictable? You can increase police presence, improve public safety, and intervene when someone shows warning signs. But how do you stop an attack when there's no warning, no obvious motive, and no connection between the attacker and the victim? I'm genuinely asking because preventing violence and responding to violence are two very different things. I think that's a distinction we need to be having an honest conversation about.
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You provide proper social supports for those in need of help. This won’t stop every stranger attack, but it will stop more than doing nothing will.
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He sued the BBC for $10 billion expecting a payout like Disney and Paramount gave him. Instead he got a judge greenlighting subpoenas for Don Jr., Ivanka and Jared about January 6. Congratulations, Donald… you just subpoenaed your own family. 😎
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Because he can’t shut down the BBC like he can the other companies…
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Eric O'Toole 🇨🇦 retweeted
Having a rape victim swatted before the trial should be considered witness tempering and being logged as evidence against the rapists.
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Eric O'Toole 🇨🇦 retweeted
Jane Doe from Cornell and her family were just attacked. Someone, if not multiple, reported a fake active shooting in her home, which triggered a heavy SWAT response. It could’ve killed her and her family. And then they wonder why women don't speak up. THIS. IS. WHY.
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The mayor of #Toronto should not be rigidly beholden to any political doctrine, Right or Left. The ability to pivot is necessary to find the best solutions to problems. #OliviaChow has shown herself to be a dogmatic Leftist and should be shown the door. Bring on @BradMBradford
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Fuck you Ed. Brad Bradford is alt right and can fuck right off.
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How much longer till the United States becomes the biggest laughingstock in the world?
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Eric O'Toole 🇨🇦 retweeted
So, apparently, the Cornell r*pists have tried to dox Jane Doe, but can't remember her. Do you realize what that says? If they can't remember which victim she was? How many were there? HOW. MANY. WERE. THERE?!
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Eric O'Toole 🇨🇦 retweeted
rape an unconcious woman behind a dumpster? you have a bright future. gang rape a woman with your teammates? you'll still get drafted to the NHL. drug & rape a student with your frat bros? just write an essay. say 'free palestine'? expelled & charged with acts of terrorism.
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You can only save one! (answering "none" is not an option) Who do you choose?🧐
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The boat of course!
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American OFFICIALS have been reaching out to Québec separatists to help break up the country. The Québecers reported them to CSIS. Québec separatists are more patriotic than our Premier.
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Allez vous faire foutre.
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FYI I found that hiding reply and blocking them causes the bots to stop showing up. Whereas leaving up the hate posts causes other bots to pile on!
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I've seen word tomorrow Donald Trump will be making an address from the Oval Office at 2:00 PM. Any guesses as to what he will saying?
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“It’s all Canadas fault that we had to ban these products from there. They are very bad people”
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Eric O'Toole 🇨🇦 retweeted
The last 24 hours of news as a woman: - A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat. - 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays. - A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension. - A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order. - Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
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Nobody in their right mind can convince me that Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton, both weren't better candidates than Trump. America chose hate.
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Hilary Clinton was, at the time, one of the most qualified presidential candidates in American history. She lost to the most unqualified candidate in history, with evidence of problems in the election.
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Kamala Harris was one of the most qualified presidential candidates too. She lost to a convicted criminal with obvious problems in the election that was ignored. She lost to a criminal who helped orchestrate Jan 6 and should’ve been disqualified from office!
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Now you have to ask what the new @apple phones with Israeli tech also have in them…
Netanyahu: Remember the beepers?
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“My Liberal friends accuse me all the time that Justin is living rent-free in my head, no.” - Con MP @Roman_Baber “TRUE!” - Lib MP (@MarkGerretsen, maybe?) 😅 @JustinTrudeau @katyperry
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lol like Roman has friends, much less Liberal friends!
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I made a map of the 77 countries that participated in a mass walkout at the United Nations before Benjamin Netanyahu's speech. What do you notice?
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Israel is very high IQ. The Southern hemisphere has much lower IQ than Israel. Lower IQ groups resent higher IQ. Therefore the Southern Hemisphere’s representatives reject Netanyahu.
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High IQ individuals don’t support fascists. It’s why the right wing goes after idiots for supporters with lies, and why you believe those lies, like that you have a high IQ!
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Eric O'Toole 🇨🇦 retweeted
THE IRS JUST PERMANENTLY STOPPED LOOKING AT TRUMP'S OWN MONEY Not paused. Not under review. PERMANENTLY ENDED. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche ordered the IRS to shut down every current and future audit of the Trump family and the Trump business Read that again. The man appointed by Trump just told the agency that taxes Americans to protect Trump's taxes from ever being taxed This came out of Trump v IRS, a lawsuit and settlement so unorthodox that Democrats, Republicans, and the judge overseeing it all raised alarms at the same time. When everyone across the aisle is uneasy, that's not partisanship, that's a five-alarm fire Meanwhile your audit letter still shows up in the mail like clockwork Small business owners get flagged for a $400 deduction. Trump's entire empire gets a permanent hall pass signed by his own hand-picked AG This is a sitting president using the machinery of federal law enforcement to make his own finances legally untouchable, forever, while he's still in office setting the rules for everyone else's taxes There is no oversight committee scarier to Trump than the IRS knocking on his door, so he had his own DOJ nail that door shut Ask yourself who else gets to write themselves out of a tax audit permanently. Nobody. Nobody but Trump The family business gets immunity. The country gets the bill This isn't governance. This is Trump laundering his own tax exposure through the highest law enforcement office in the land Share this before they bury it under the next distraction
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