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By far the funniest outcome humanly possible

Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

5 years apart

This man has an entire subsection on his Wikipedia page titled "Relationships with underage girls"

Laura Loomer proudly says she is on the side of Amy Acton’s mother, a woman who protected a pedophile that raped her own daughter.

Elon Musk ordered the slowdown of the military version of Starlink that Ukraine relies on, according to U.S. officials and people familiar with the matter who spoke to The Wall Street Journal. Musk wrote on X after it became public that “any limits on speed or usage are decided by the US military and ultimately POTUS.” Trump told reporters Monday he didn’t know who was responsible, “but I would like to find out.” The Journal reports Musk and Trump spoke by phone soon after the slowdown became public, according to two people, and one said they also discussed it before. Some U.S. officials told the Journal Musk acted unilaterally and Trump did not order retribution against Ukraine. That conflicts with earlier reports. Reuters reported the order came from inside the White House, and The Telegraph reported Musk proposed it to Trump. A senior U.S. official told Reuters the president made no such request. Source: wsj.com/world/ukraine-starli…

I remember when the word “triggered” used to get thrown around for every little thing, odd the right forgot about it

Just saw an account that was a combination of a cardi b fan account and also a Black Hebrew Israelite, Twitter truly has everything. Both right in bio too

MAGA just sent out the brand new marching orders 💀

Trump: That's fake news. Who are you with? Reporter: The Daily Wire Trump: Oh, sorry, Daily Wire is good

What have I done

Fun fact: this is how dishwashers work

Duality of Man: Worm Edition

He cooking them.

this screenshot literally ruined my life

Jeff Bezos says AI could let Americans support a family working just three days a week. He also predicts more single-income households, and even a labor shortage instead of mass job losses. Amazon has cut about 30,000 jobs since late 2025.

This is LITERALLY how it goes 😭😭😭😭😭

ive been laughing at this video for like 10 minutes

This one's going in the hall of fame

He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?