Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense. — Mark Twain

But you carry a phone?
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Replying to @ChrisDungeon
Nope. We bought the dip. Nailed the bottom, eventually.
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You sure are!
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Now you’re moving the goal posts. I was just pointing out that both of you and the OP were spreading misinformation. No doubt you’re a supreme humanitarian.
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Wrong. She is publicly against transition surgery for kids but she is supportive of transition drugs. Now you're the one lying.

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So this LFI playbook is pretty simple: import a shit load of people, overwhelm the infrastructure, demand improvements and handouts, refuse taxes, then burn it all down to prove how bad it is in France. Next up: the executions. Robespierre would be so proud.
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Replying to @ChrisDungeon
2014.
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England stands alone.
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Replying to @ChikinChop
Dude, shut up about Harris. He’s carrying the team and you are complaining about one at bat.
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Replying to @callmeed
Most hotels ask you to just leave. No store tells you to abandon your cart.
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Replying to @TimelessTrvlr
Incredible place.
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That’s a first.
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Replying to @ChoppinBravos
When all of you are so quick to trash AA and call the Braves failures, do you ever stop and look at the Mets or Phillies to think, "wow it could be so much worse." Grass is always greener until it isn't. Look at this contracts, building winning teams is hard.
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Replying to @waif0000 @nypost

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Replying to @lonzom10
It’s amazing
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Replying to @gvedak
Eric Hartman. So close
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Replying to @ryankatzrosene
I was there a few years ago in a 30’ boat. Timing is everything.
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Replying to @TechOperator
Ignorance is bliss.
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Replying to @johnkonrad

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Replying to @TodayinHistory
Made it this July. What an amazing place.
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Replying to @chrispapst
Baton Rouge doesn’t even bother with 4 year college, they can’t even prepare for community college.
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Replying to @NevrEnoughX
Allosaurus had a 92 degree, take that cyber truck.
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It’s a very long tradition in this country
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Replying to @AmyRoberie
Funny someone in Alabama talking trash about a team that just beat LSU and was still standing in the playoffs while bama, and surly you’re not an auburn troll, sat at home.
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Replying to @49er_rick
Beaufort, SC sees your Wendy’s and raise you a McDonald’s.
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Replying to @cremieuxrecueil
Yalll are totally overthinking this.
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Boston is an amazing place to explore with young children.
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Shut up, Europe.
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Replying to @Cernovich

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Get out from under your rock
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If you trust the EU more than your next door neighbor, whom at any point in the last 80 years could have scooped your territory for nothing. Instead we allowed you to thrive while we provided your international security. But sure, trust the euros more.
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Grok is no Plissken.
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Replying to @petrowashere @CNBC
So the answer is to make strangers out of a much closer, more powerful, border neighbor?

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