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Get his ass
Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism.
Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
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Let’s talk about how awesome bars are!
In light of the Globe's brilliant lesbian bar story, putting out a call to all reporters, especially local ones: please share your quirky features! Weird characters, offbeat locales, bizarre grudges, idiosyncratic policies, cranky gadflies--we want to read about it!
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FUCK FUCK FUCK! THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE. YOU GOTTA BE RIGHT NEXT TO ME TO MAKE IT LOOK REAL.
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No one who refers to it as Lake America could find it on a map
Apple changes the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America” on the web version of its Apple Maps following U.S. President Trump’s executive order renaming the lake. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/a…
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Looking forward to Meta settling out of court for an ungodly sum - the penalty is always a fraction of the profits…cough…Sacklers - and then continuing to do the same malicious shit they’ve always done.
A landmark trial against Meta begins today, with 29 states alleging that the company's social media platforms are designed to harm kids' mental and physical health.
Meta denies the claims, saying it has strong protections for teens and challenging the states' allegations about addictive features, like infinite scroll and body image filters. cbsnews.com/philadelphia/vid…
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You wake up and open Draft Kings. You hammer the Pat McAfee featured parlay just like normal. You turn on ESPN and watch Pat McAfee debate AI Pat McAfee. During the 16 straight commercials you play the new McAfee album. Banger. You DoorDash the new Pat McAfee meal.
Life is good.
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The Truckers are the best American rock band of the last 30 years and it’s not particularly close.
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Last night I took my daughter for a walk so she could say goodnight to the neighborhood stray cats, and that one thirty minute period of my life was more meaningful and valuable than every minute of Kevin O'Leary's life put together
Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.
“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”
“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.”
“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.”
“For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’”
“I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”
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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.
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The tech goons scraped all of human existence to power AI without our permission. Your brain needs to be studied if you think they’re going to share the wealth when the clankers take our livelihoods away.
Elon Musk: AI+Robots will be able to do everything, resulting in universal high income. Work will be optional.
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The secret is that you let the world come to you. Maybe you ask a couple questions and the server tells you their favorite dish. Maybe you meet some locals and get the local inside scoop. Maybe nothing happens. But if you accept that you’re not in control, it fucking rules.
People that eat in restaurants alone or drink at the bar solo, what’s your secret to social confidence?
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Anyone who believes this never saw @theholdsteady at the Music Hall of Williamsburg in 2009.
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