Northumberland-based Welsh bloke
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Surprise @GreggsOfficial delivery from @JustEatUK - wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on delivering despite my wife saying we'd not ordered anything. By the time I'd finished my meeting she'd gone and tracked down the correct house and delivered it herself. Hungry now.
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My friend is into origami. He's become obsessed with the honey-producing insect that he recently learned to make; he says that he really likes the look of them, but I think they're rather ugly.
I suppose beauty is in the eye of the bee-folder.
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I've gone all emotional now, thanks to @cerysmatthews slipping some Calon Lân into my Sunday morning on #6music
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Been to the delivery office to pay £1.50 for a portable ashtray that I didn't ask for - I'm not even a smoker. Bah! @UKJTI #igiveabutt
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Just walked in on my wife wrapping Christmas presents.
FOR NEXT YEAR.
Normally she starts around February. This time round, she is a whole 53 weeks early.
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One of the problems with working from home is that there are days - and today is one of those days - where I really don't want to be stuck in a small, poorly ventilated room with myself.
What on earth was I eating yesterday?
Hey @NandosUK - are the chicken livers going to be making a reappearance at any point? It's been so long and I'm craving them.
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Told myself that my reward for my first 5k run would be a bacon and black pudding sandwich.
Not bragging or anything... but I had this for breakfast today.
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Told myself I wouldn't tweet about exercise, but I've just done a 20 minute run in one go (having not done any running at all a month or so ago) and I'm feeling really smug about it.
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Tonight, we lit the Little Theatre Gateshead red to mark the impact that COVID has had on the performing arts industry. The show will go on... eventually! #LightItInRed #REDALERT #WeMakeEvents
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I have no idea who she is, and I'm sure she's lovely - but I've lost count of the number of times I've sworn at Laura from the Couch to 5k app.
My Nan considered quiche to be "foreign muck", but she'd have your arm off if you offered her a piece of ham, egg and cheese flan.
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Have you been hit with a rhythm stick? Find out if you can make a personal Ian Dury claim now... @laurenlaverne