Northumberland-based Welsh bloke

Based in United Kingdom
Replying to @Bagpuss_org
Boooooooring.
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Not only that, but I'd be wondering what time it is.
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Scrolling past, I briefly thought that was the album cover for Pink Floyd's Pulse.
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Replying to @our_rach
KitKat
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Replying to @IamHappyToast
One of my favourite possessions is an acrylic painting of the Newcastle quayside. It's full of details that drew the artist's eye and that she wanted to put in the picture. It's not algorithmic or cribbed from other work - it's a very human creation.
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I'm trying to form a plausible story that links all of these.
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Replying to @glowypanda

ALT Quit Quitter GIF

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Replying to @MooseAllain
Or the bustard tide
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Replying to @fesshole
Milky milky.
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Replying to @holly
I watched Little Shop of Horrors a few days ago, and now I'm singing "Suddenly Smol Paul" to the tune of this. youtube.com/watch?v=9DD7VIKZ…
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Replying to @kejamieson_
I get people spelling my name as Hew, despite it being in my email address, in my email signature, blah blah blah... I'll sometimes start increasing the font size of the 'u' in the signature with each reply to see if they ever get it. It can end up looking like this.
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Replying to @SheRa_Marley
You know those firework displays where they mess up the timing and fire 20 minutes worth in 20 seconds? That... but constantly.

ALT Awesome Independence Day GIF

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Replying to @AdamCSharp
I learned about Voff Voff courtesy of an album by the same name which I bought about 20 years ago by the Icelandic musician, Eberg.
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Lead is a chemical, ergo...
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No, this is a C5. If you look closely, you can see the differences.
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Replying to @dank_ackroyd
It's not even the best version of the song. youtube.com/watch?v=7PDxV1kf…
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Replying to @cluedont
While we're at it - can't believe I've been singing this one wrong all this time.
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So you're saying that what Batman is holding has a fuse, but the ones in the other image have fuzes? And there was me thinking I'd got this worked out.
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Replying to @youwouldknow
Is it me, or does the bloke on the left have weirdly large shoes? They're almost like the boots from old diving suits.
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Far Side for me too.
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Replying to @MrSandMrJ1 @mrbiffo
Is this Sir Clive Sinclair?
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Replying to @thomasforth
I had a definitely-not-Brewdog beer from there the other day.
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Replying to @lizardschwartz
The Old Cinema Launderette in Durham is a launderette by day, music venue by night and has a licenced bar throughout. The bands perform in front of the washing machines.
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Replying to @glowypanda
I once saw this two weeks running on a train. It's a slice of tomato, in case you're struggling to work it out.
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Replying to @MooseAllain
I sometimes pass by signs for this place as I head through North Yorkshire. I've been wondering for years whether it's one place or two, and for the first time ever I've bothered to find out.
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Replying to @EastEndJoe

ALT Dragnet Pagan Scene GIF

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Replying to @ETWriteHome
You'll have to do that thing where you put your arm around the other seat and swivel your whole upper body round.
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Replying to @RobynVinter
I have this book. I've made none of them, because they're all a hundred times more faffy than simply "Make the sandwich you'd normally make. Chuck some crisps in."
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Well, whaddya know?
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Replying to @WelshGasDoc
It seemed to struggle with me for a bit due to a mix of South Walian and Geordie words, but I think the question about the shoes you'd wear for PE in school gave my true identity away.
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In my battle against being called "Hew" I've sometimes made just the 'u' in my name larger and larger, until the bottom of my email has something like this in it
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Replying to @glowypanda
The adults are frankly ridiculous looking too.
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Are you not just honouring our fantastic leader, Arpoovian Shebber-Shenty? youtube.com/watch?v=5rO-I7bu…
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Replying to @SoozUK
I've got this book. I've never made anything from it, because everything is at the total opposite end of the faffiness scale to the classic crisp sandwich.
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File / Options / Proofing / Autocorrect options In the list of corrections for Replace text as you type, find the one that swaps i for I, and delete it.
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Replying to @MedCrisis
What.
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