Northumberland-based Welsh bloke

She/Her | Neurodivergent INFJ Artist with an insane love for animals but especially dragons and Rainbow Dash๐ŸŒˆ. Dark fantasy nerd and wannabe writer. ๐ŸšซAI
I like Sharing my happy thoughts
Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.
Currently curled up in my den, but popping my head out every so often to catch cakes.
I'm not on Twitter any more because it is owned by a fascist. I'm on Bluesky at bsky.app/profile/bagpuss.org
Lover of words, sounds, lines and colours with an aim to create art by any means necessary. Half Man Half Biscuit focused.
Went to sea in 1970. Not comin' back 'til you cut me some slack. Donโ€™t give a toss โ€˜Bout profit 'n' loss. Now no wife To cope with the serious issues in life!๐Ÿ’”
Grok certified as a cross between Caligula, Fidel Castro and Diogenes with the rakish comedy of a young Frankie Boyle and the brilliant mind of Nietzsche.
I am mathematics teacher, free thinker and passionate about self growth.
TV listings you never did know you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Ring top bell. Always test on an inconspicuous area first.
if you like tweets youโ€™re in for a treat ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (geni.us/yDxa)
Living independently makes people feel confident.
Tech, cats, cat-tech & being catty about tech. Basically I'm a writer who also runs a cat rescue. Well, I do have a lot of mice. holly@hollybrockwell.com
I'm proud to say that my new show, 'Alf punching Asphalt' will be hitting the road soon.
Author and freelance writer. I can write for you... for money! Not really on here anymore because it's terrible. mikeramptoncontent.com
something nice involving flowers or cats
'When there is no such thing as truth, you canโ€™t define reality. & when you canโ€™t define reality, the only thing that matters is power.'
Most loving creature
Just be yourself as everyone else is taken.... Big Arsenal supporter and season ticket holder in the North Bank #NorthLondonForever
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The number 1 Twitter feed for those involved, or just interested, in the direct quotation of @beefanddairy without any supporting context. Replies Welcomed!
First Responder. Favorite Quote by Steve Jobs, โ€œI want to put a ding in the universeโ€ R/T=Items of interest. Please No DMs
In 2022 the UK Government reformed the BBC to 'reflect the concerns of the whole country'. The results were inevitable.
Hobbying pun writer. Currently in Kyoto for the Anagram World Championship. Turns out it's in Tokyo.
Design Strategist. Data. Former @Gensler_design and @FosterPartners. @thecourtauld graduate. Mum to Magnus and Aksel. All opinions are my own.
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The wine will be flat and the curry's gone cold
21+. PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OR OBSERVE ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT (EARTH) WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE. DO NOT FOLLOW ME AT @simonkleine02 (THANK YOU IN ADVANCE)
Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way. Gone to Bluesky.
Balanced on the biggest wave, we race towards an early grave.
James TW from Pistonheads - TOGAF Certified Solution architect, Lego fan, Dad and Marmite lover. #ItsWelsh #Ambiwlans
Former rock-chick, antique dealer and IT consultant, now aged, shielding crone ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’™Black Lives Matter. This โ€˜governmentโ€™ kills for profit.
Founded in 1920. Resident amateur drama society of the Little Theatre Gateshead.
โคHappy Classy Yorkie Lass. Loves to cook! Proud mum to Isaacโค Sassy, Classy & a pain in the Assy๐Ÿ˜‰
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
A faction promoting metro facts that are in fact not fact.
Amateur, auteur, flustered outcast - it's chef! Bye ELoN @mereditp.bsky.social
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