Distance from Texas, measured in Texases

Heard this today from a smart European: Europe has subcontracted security to America. Its economy to China. Energy to Russia and its labor force to the Islamists. This model now has completely collapsed.

The Texans are opening up the practice window for WR Tank Dell this week, which means he could be returning pretty soon if things go well 🫡

TROPICS: Our IBM GRAF model continues to develop a tropical system in the gulf. This is a more robust look than previous model runs yesterday. Typical of October, most likely the system would move away from Texas given flow pattern. Isaias next name on the list.

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The youngest goal scorer in American soccer history is 17 years and 5 days old, and he announced himself by chipping Mexico's keeper from 35 yards. The crazy part is Manchester City already owns him. They bought him at 14 and still aren't allowed to have him. Cavan Sullivan signed the richest homegrown contract in MLS history in 2024. Buried inside it was a second deal, a pre-arranged transfer to Manchester City with roughly $2.1M guaranteed and up to $5M in add-ons. City scouts called him the best 14-year-old in the world. Real Madrid, Bayern, and Dortmund were all circling. But post-Brexit work rules bar foreign players from signing in England before they turn 18. City bought him and then legally couldn't take him. So the most hyped American prospect since Freddy Adu stayed home, and MLS got a four-year development window on a player the Premier League already owns. That window is now paying off in public. He broke Adu's 20-year record as the youngest player in MLS history at 14 years, 293 days. This season he has goal contributions in eight straight matches, the longest streak by a teenager the league has ever seen. And on Saturday he read Mexico's keeper stepping off his line, picked off the pass, and lobbed him from 35 yards out. Against the rival, in front of a home crowd, for his first national team goal. Here's what makes it a heist. The fee was locked when he was 14. Haaland's wages reportedly run about $2.5 million a month, which means City secured America's best teenager for less than one Haaland paycheck. Every goal like this one makes the deal more lopsided without moving the price a dollar. He turns 18 in September 2027. America gets one more year of the show.

I think the Houthi strategy should be pretty obvious. 1. See if the Saudi forces crumble... 2. If they do not crumble, attack economic targets until the country goes bankrupt - relatively easy because of their overreliance on oil. I have no idea what the Saudis are doing this.

This French student just wants new textbooks.

Yemen ordusu, teröristlere geçirdiği görüntüleri paylaştı.

Los mercenarios saudies y el ejercito de yemen estan persiguiendo a los huties por la costa del estrecho mandeb y los pisan con los autos Una bronca tenian

RT @aprajitanefes: 🇸🇦🇾🇪|War Crimes on Yemen’s West Coast: Saudi-backed Southern "Daesh" Forces Crush Wounded and Prisoners with Armored Veh…

If Mississippi States one spot drop feels off to you, it’s because it is. In the history of college football there have only been two cases where a team fell less than 10 spots in the AP Top 25 after a 30+ point loss this early in the season. 1994 Tennessee fell 8 spots 1984 UCLA fell 9 spots So yes, Miss States falling only one spot is not only an anomaly, it’s statistically unbelievable.

AP voter Greg Luca had Miss State #18 and Pitt #23 last week. Miss State lost by 33 points to Alabama. Pitt beat 4-0 Virginia Tech on the road. You want to know where he has those two ranked in his ballot today? He moved 4-1 Miss State up to #10. He dropped 5-0 Pitt to unranked. Yes, he moved Miss State UP 8 SPOTS FOR LOSING BY 33 POINTS, and dropped Pitt OUT OF THE RANKINGS FOR BEATING AN UNDEFEATED TEAM ON THE ROAD.

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⚡️JUST IN: Saudi Arabia has Officially Confirmed that its East-West Oil Pipeline has been Taken Offline Again Following New Strikes, per AFP Another Pump Station has been struck as Saudi Arabia was trying to restore several other Damaged Pump Stations

Remember when Daniel James was so fast that the commentator did this? 🤣

Uganda Cranes 🇺🇬 forward Denis Omedi went viral for scoring one of the greatest goals in football history. Many football fans around the world believed it deserved the Puskas Award, but it didn't win it. What a Goal !!!

Simon has been found dead, reportedly from "suicide." RIP to Simon and to all whistleblowers who have died too young. The truth about Lutnick will never die

No. 20 Houston scored 27 unanswered points in the second half to get the win over UCF 🚀

- 19 plays, 71 yards, 12:04 (2 4th down conversions, 1 penalty) - TD Onside recovery - 9 plays, 46 yards, 5:53 - TD Onside recovery - 9 plays, 41 yards, 6:03 - kneeled at Northmont 5 The entire half took 39 minutes in real time. I kept game clock by hand, was not on screen.