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Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is... would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside? Yes, I would, Kent. #TheSimpsons
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When I sell a gin and tonic while bartending i say this to the guest and every time they look at me like I’m an idiot so I concede and say it’s a joke from the simpsons but last night someone caught the reference and it was so epic. We talked about our favorite the simpsons’s.
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@HeyRatty retweeted
I am forever thankful to the basketball gods that we can make jokes on SNL at Josh’s missed layup.
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Millie is going to lose her MIND at the Katseye skit
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Q: Why not become an independent? Fetterman: Because I’m a lifelong Republican. Garrett: You mean a Democrat. Fetterman: A Democrat.
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Pls see it in a theater. Coming soon 10/9.
went to the west coast premiere of @alexgibneyfilm’s musk doc. highly recommend seeing it in a theater full of people. lots of laughs, groans, and yells.
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@HeyRatty retweeted
Yep
shiv roy's bob
When you watched Succession did it feel like you were watching a top 5 show of the century? It’s good but like, top 5?
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@HeyRatty retweeted
“they lied about the storm” they’re kayaking down cross bay blvd in queens
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SNL UK isn't letting up on Ed Sheeran. Here's host/'Chicken Shop Date' creator Amelia Dimoldenberg tonight.
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@HeyRatty retweeted
being a conservative must be great, the president jiggles some keys and you lot clap are amused
Presidential arrival. 🇺🇸 Air Force One with an EPIC flyover at Neyland Stadium.
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@HeyRatty retweeted
Tell him to fuck off
Trump asking for unprecedented 15 minutes for speech on Sunday's first tee at Presidents Cup golfweek.usatoday.com/story/…
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@HeyRatty retweeted
Sht would’ve been a Netflix Top 10 movie and left the zeitgeist after a week. Thank God for movie theaters
Curry Barker says that Netflix wanted to release ‘OBSESSION’ straight on streaming before Focus won the bidding war. “They put in an offer to just put it straight on Netflix.” (Source: piped.video/watch?v=v1gIPmby…)
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New: Joe Mazzulla tells the Globe he cut ties with Life Surge, the Christian org accused of predatory financial practices by @pablofindsout. Mazzulla will not take part in October event and asked the organization to remove his picture from its website. bostonglobe.com/2026/09/26/s…
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Had it all the way.
goodnight Tennessee
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More and more evidence of advance warnings to Israel of October 7. No wonder Bibi doesn't want an investigation.
Exclusive: Egypt’s top spy flew to Israel shortly before October 7 with a dire warning about Gaza, @vmsalama reports: theatlantic.com/national-sec…
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Trump, after spending tons of tax dollars to fly to the Tennessee-Texas game, is leaving a tie game at the start of the third quarter. Maybe the fans weren’t worshipful enough.
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@HeyRatty retweeted
Long Island City is the closest thing America has to one of those Chinese cities they construct in a weekend
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