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Replying to @MorgothsReview
If only there were signs...
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Replying to @_B1G_D4DDY
Behind Blue Eyes just ties this whole picture together.

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Replying to @MaxNordau
On a scale from Hasan to Cenk, how much do love animals?
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Replying to @GaysForTrump
I eventually made it. As everyone was flying out, the lag caused the elites around the portal to stop responding so I just casually walked to the portal. I'm the tiny gnome in the red circle btw 😂
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We made it to the dark portal. Many died but I made it! (I'm the tiny gnome in the middle of the picture that's still alive 🤣)
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Replying to @meowlrespecter
Giant gummy worms
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Replying to @meowlrespecter
I don't know why though...
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"Crimes against Islam"

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Replying to @CheetahPlains
First table: Ukraine war breaks out Second table: "Trump's war"
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Brent Crude was $100+ for most of 2022. Compare that to this year so far but yeah it's "Trump's war" that's the problem.
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Replying to @Babydog546190
Shake weight...
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I'm not going to say a whole lot about the White Cross project in Washington, D.C. Because there are numerous posts that will tell you way more about it than me. What I would like to point out is the stark contrast between leftist communists "protesting" the death of a fentanyl addict vs White, Christians commemorating over 3000 brutally tortured and murdered White farmers.
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Replying to @KoosdlRey
Communists don't believe in God. That's why they had to get rid of the "Soli Deo gloria" on the new R1 coins
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Replying to @Zorbrix

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I don't even see genders anymore. I just see body type 1 and body type 2.
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Replying to @Jacksukku
He's basically this guy.
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There's always a bigger one so I'm not too worried.

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Replying to @Grummz @Asmongold
Today we designed the new guild tabard. Asmongold's return (even if it turns out to only be for a short while. Who knows?) is something to behold.
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The king of WoW is back! 1st Guild already full. Also, I'm running this on a potato laptop btw.
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Replying to @Windows @Warcraft
The beta is crazy. This is my 3rd time in queue 😭
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I'm trying out the latest Blizzard slop again tonight. This one may genuinely be the Classic+ we've all been waiting for so I'm allowing myself to get a little excited.
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"whom she cheated on" tf does that even mean in this context?

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Replying to @Babygravy9
Nothing a little TimJan can't cure.
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Stop manifesting... You'll kill us all 😱

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Replying to @Finnthehuman80
3rd degree Delhi belly.🤣 If something were to happen to Ramaphosa and his second in command gets into power we'll be good and solid in ons moer.
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Replying to @techbromemes
Grok chose 11 on my one. I think it's evolving...
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Replying to @Babygravy9
Tiberian Sun mentioned!
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Replying to @Howlingmutant0
We can just ask Yakub to un-invent us I guess.
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As some of you may or may not know, Starlink is still not available in South Africa despite being available in almost every other neighbouring African country. Many US companies still operate in South Africa despite the government mouthing off against the US so many times, straining relationships and costing them their precious handouts from the US government. In the case of Starlink, the tl;dr is South Africa's racist policies prohibit white owned companies from doing business on certain levels and in certain sectors, especially infrastructure. Other US companies basically just go along with the South African government's racist laws or they possibly just grease the right palms to stay in business. There is a bigger problem with Starlink specifically. Neither the South African government or any of the other big corporations really give a shit about rural infrastructure and definitely not high speed internet. Our cellphone providers have picked up the slack a little bit in rural areas but LTE/5G internet comes at a huge cost and they sell it to you by the GB instead of just unlimited internet. Starlink will essentially offer a better deal virtually overnight if it were to launch in South Africa and such a disruption is unacceptable to the greasballs who run our cellphone infrastructure.
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Replying to @TMZ
So now he's not a sweet angel anymore because at some stage in his life he told a friend he likes Donald Trump.
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So this is what I do for a living. I run (more like used to run) an internet cafe in a 3rd world country. Nearly everything in this game is exactly how I experienced it with some minor differences like a) I don't live in north Africa so everything isn't Arab vibes b) My shop isn't in a big city so it's a lot more chill/less customers. I used to do this but COVID and the general decline of South Africa basically wrecked the "internet cafe" side of my business so I switched towards computer/electronics repair only. Now it's "Cellphone Repair Shop Simulator" which is basically the same but with a little bit less loitering. I also try to buy big boxes of electronic garbage (returned items) and repair them for resale but in South Africa that's a huge mafia business (as with most things) so it's not really easy to get in on that game.
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Replying to @zmills @WhiteHouse
These are way more fun. I understand the "no win" condition because these are "infinite" games but now at least there is in line with the idea of building a wall. These small things really do matter. I personally liked version B the most but both require a bit of strategy and for me they're legitimately fun versions of a tetris style game.

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I don't know how bingo works... Did I win?
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Replying to @VladTheInflator
This should be the company uniform.
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Replying to @PsyopBound
Godspeed 🫡
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Replying to @pureMetatron
Which desktop theme are you using? (Inside Your Computer is the only right answer)
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Replying to @gremowlll @Goatedko
My dad is just busy because he works for the CIA and he's an astronaut

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Replying to @Thefactsdude
If Henry was a human
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Replying to @brockpierson
I installed Windows 3.1 like this once. I was 7 or 8 at the time but I still remember...

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Replying to @Sumeriannwarior
I hate the fact that the icing on the small cakes she's carrying isn't smushing.

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I wonder what white people used for stomach ache/digestive problems before ginger and turmeric? I have Crohn's disease which I manage with a limited diet but I find ginger and turmeric helps a lot. I just always remind myself that there once was a time when we didn't have all this available and people had to travel far and wide to bring these treasures home. Now we just pop down to the shop.
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Replying to @browasright
1st picture kinda looks like Tom Holland with long hair
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Replying to @LibertyCappy
Gattaca was cool but it's a once a year kind of movie. I really love A Scanner Darkly and I feel it wasn't so popular because of the specific way they did it.
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Replying to @SeptimusSigma
The mechanical keyboard in question.
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Replying to @Dominos_UK
That one guy's aura carries the entire band. It's a shame the Soviets got such a raw deal. I hope and pray they come around eventually.
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Replying to @Babygravy9
The AI says it (magically) becomes inactive upon touching soil so...
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Replying to @LibertarianMama
Yeah, I think I've seen this one.
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Replying to @SeptimusSigma
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Replying to @NoMavericks
It's got something to do with this I think.
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Replying to @captive_dreamer
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Replying to @anusblaster37
It is said that a single fruit of this sacred tree will cure any man of gaydom. As for the retarded part... idk... Wear glasses or something.
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Replying to @panda6967
She's doing DRUGS

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Replying to @HowlingT0nny
I think it's badass. I want to get this for my mom so she can make me a dashing waistcoat like this
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Replying to @trumplicans2024

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Replying to @RoyalSerf
Being born and growing up in a country that ranks no 1 in the world for active number of people with HIV/AIDS and never contracting AIDS.
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Replying to @trumplicans2024
The bike I had when I was 18. Not this exact photo but this exact model and colour scheme. It's truly a miracle I survived that thing.
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Replying to @MrDeedz
Aah Verimark. Great ideas (except the Abflex), shit quality...
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Replying to @gatorgar
I have a suspicion that this is probably a billion times worse for drinking water than AI.
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Replying to @basedcontraian
Der Spiegel doing a great job at making Trump look awesome yet again...
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A record number of 2,528 South African refugees were admitted to the United States in July under the United States Refugee Admissions Program. This brought the total number of South African arrivals to 10,258. Thank you President Trump and thank you to the generous people of the United States for giving my people a chance at true freedom.
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Replying to @OwenShroyer1776
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Replying to @BurtSausage
"Where the hell can I get eyes like that?" "Gotta kill a few people. Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs."
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Replying to @BurtSausage

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Replying to @JoJofan1999 @nypost
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You pretend to be other people for a living. Sometimes the people you pretend to be are smart. That doesn't make you smart. Have you ever tried doing something that actually helped the world? (crying about things doesn't count)

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This is very wise. Drugs are bad. They are fun but there are millions of healthy ways to have the same amount of fun.

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Replying to @browasright

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Replying to @HowlingT0nny
If you were an imposter you'd have an amogus suit on
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Replying to @HowlingBones2
Men literally can not sit like that. It's not possible.

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Replying to @HeadOfTVDept
We all know the plot to this one.
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Replying to @civ_enjoy
Now they just don't like brown people in sport...
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Replying to @HowlingDonut0
First time seeing this. I nearly passed out laughing.

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Replying to @nypost
Two sides of the same coin...
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Replying to @klara_sjo

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Replying to @klara_sjo
That's just the Mexican street food she had before the show.

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Replying to @klara_sjo
Please let the "keep winky outro" and "kill winky outro" be exactly the same when the poll ends.

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Replying to @wiffysock
We have the technology. We can fix this
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I've been here all summer and I still can't triforce. ▲ ▲ ▲
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I know where letters are in the alphabet without singing the entire alphabet song🤣
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Replying to @PlisskenPatriot
I'm happy you arranged them from longest name to shortest name so the list made a nice pattern.

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Replying to @fleshsimulator
Never trust a guy in a tunic
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Replying to @PlisskenPatriot
Since I'm not an American (yet) I just had an average Saturday but I did watch 1996 Independence Day in celebration.
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Watching one of my favorite movies today. The 1996 one. Batshit crazy plot but a good watch any day of the week.
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Replying to @Lordmiles
It's beautiful!

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Replying to @BigDickBarclay
Probably an angry one

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Replying to @NYCMayor
Never trust a guy wearing a tunic...
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Try using GPT partition scheme and UEFI. I don't think you need to switch off secure boot but switch off anything in the bios that says anything about CSM or Legacy Boot or MBR Boot. It should just be pure UEFI under where you select your boot order/boot options. Also, some BIOSes just don't like certain flash drives so get one or two from different brands. Hope this helps :)
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Happy 4th of July to all my American friends! Hope you have an awesome time blowing shit up and being free in the greatest country in the world.
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Replying to @vxunderground
Global warming? Just crank up the AC and leave the door open.
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Replying to @missanys01
I'm a mermaid 🤣

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