Opinions expressed here shall not be attributed to anyone else, since they weren't clever enough to think of them.
Omaha
- Tweets 39,220
- Following 318
- Followers 731
- Likes 170,800
Pinned Tweet
I understand that some of my old tweets were a little problematic, and I vow to change this.
Going forward, I will make my tweets a lot problematic.
3
1
81
Mixing up that drug cocktail like
Lethal injection by all-female team slated for Tennessee's 1st woman death row inmate in 200 years trib.al/1wMbN0b
1
88
Good day to re-up this.
Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem files for divorce from cross-dressing husband Bryon trib.al/wMkBlrJ
62
Can you imagine the Norm MacDonald haters & the backlash they're getting today?
From @WSJFreeEx via @WSJOpinion: It isn’t the most-discussed anniversary of the month, but Norm Macdonald died five years ago today, writes @rkylesmith
on.wsj.com/46SYQya
4
238
Man I hope the Lindsay Clancy jury doesn't deadlock & result in a new trial, because how cruel would that be in a capital case for her to have to watch the deliberations die multiple times, with the terror of knowing that ultimately this is also going to result in her death??
1
7
1,082
She looks like a close familial relative of a tube of toothpaste.
No one should be arrested—much less jailed—for stealing a tube of toothpaste.
Incarceration separates people from their jobs, support services, & loved ones. It perpetuates cycles of poverty & crime.
That’s a fact, no matter how much fear mongering the right wing media does.
6
349
Incredible scoop from Loomer just 15 months ago.
I just spoke with a hospice nurse who told me they think Biden will be dead within 6 months.
This person works with cancer patients every day of the week. They said 6 months max, adding “I think it will be closer to 3 months. No more than 6 though.”
2
275
Good news for @jamestalarico, who is no longer the gayest Democrat Senate candidate.
6
242
If you would have told me at the beginning of 2026 that Trump would endorse Darline Graham for SC Senate, I would have bet my life's savings that Lindsey had transitioned.
It was my Honor to welcome now Senator Darline Graham Nordone (The sister of the Late, Great Lindsey Graham!), from the Wonderful State of South Carolina, into the Oval Office. We have known each other for a long time — She is a spectacular person, and a true American Patriot. Lindsey was one of the greatest people and Senators I have ever known, and his sister shares his deep love of our Country, and the State of South Carolina. During her visit, I asked Darline, for the Good of our Nation, to run for the U.S. Senate in the Special Republican Primary on Tuesday, August 11, 2026. She accepted, as there is nobody better to honor the legacy of her beloved brother, Lindsey. Darline, who comes from an absolutely incredible family, has been a WINNER all of her life, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement in the Special Election for U.S. Senate in South Carolina — SHE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
( TS: Aug 4 2026, 10:45 AM ET )
4
12
1,270
You know the anti-bullying campaigns went too far when a twiggy dork with ears like this can propose replacing Americans en masse and have zero concern about the personal repercussions.
Utah employers tell me time and again how difficult it's become to find enough workers to meet growing demands. Our bill allows states to sponsor visas tailored to their unique workforce needs, while ensuring rigorous federal vetting and accountability.
deseret.com/politics/2026/08…
7
444
If anyone doubts Jonah's tech acumen, just remember how well he discerned what was going on with Hunter Biden's laptop.
I don’t want to be an alarmist, but a commander in chief who wants to blame foreign cyber attacks against American assets on domestic partisans so as to avoid admitting he made a mess of things, is … suboptimal.
6
799
Just unearthed this photo that shows Tyler next to the 183 foot Leaning Tower of Pisa! Yet the feds want us to believe we're not looking for a 170 foot assassin - another hole in the narrative!
Looks like we have another “paver emergency”.
Going to need to dig out and re-cement the wall or something to make the height work.
Get it done, Feds!
Made with AI
1
11
990
For those concerned about the end of TPS for Haitians, please remember @ConanOBrien's reassuring words that Haiti is a terrific country, and everyone going back will be fine.
2
13
1,017
"Your delivery is taking longer than estimated. We're sorry for the delay."
🚨 JUST NOW: Jeff Bezos’ New Glenn rocket has EXPLODED into a MASSIVE fireball on the launchpad at Cape Canaveral in Florida
It literally looks like a NUCLEAR BOMB went off.
@ElonMusk responded: “Most unfortunate. Rockets are hard.”
Insane to watch.
2
4
456
