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i heard someone say, “the highest form of peace is having no desire to be seen, validated, or understood by anyone.” whew
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9/11 is hitting me harder than usual this year
It's not because I ever forgot, because I certainly didn't
I think it's because I'm acutely aware of how much things have changed since then
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THE BEST WAY TO HONOR THOSE LOST ON 9/11 IS TO BE THE PEOPLE WE WERE ON 9/12🫶
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Adult friendships are basically "I’m alive, I love you, life is beating my ass, talk soon"🤣😂
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After age 55, sleeping through the night is just a series of 1- and 2-hour naps. Then you're up at 3:45 a.m. brewing coffee while watching Newsmax.
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Told my collegue I hold XRP.
She said “isn’t that the one that never moves?”
I said “neither does your salary, and you’re still showing up.” 🙃
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I don’t know what sins he committed, but I hope they were forgiven 😭
Writer: Sol
El Ranchero Loco ®
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Live your life so that upon your death people talk about you like they’re talking about Dolly Parton right now.
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Do we still call Girl Scout cookies, Girl Scout cookies?
Or are they called Gender Neutral Fatass Snacks now?
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If we had just let them eat those Tide Pods.
None of this shit would be happening right now!
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Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.
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There comes an age where you don't care how you look in photos anymore.
You just want to look good in MRIs, Ultrasounds, and CT Scans.
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I don’t give a fuck who you are, you’re not too important to be nice to people.
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George Carlin logical brilliance
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