She doesn't want you to cheat but will love if you could cheat.

Who is this big mama😹😹😹

If the government goes a head to impose comprehensive schools instead of listening to the views of kenyans and grant Junior school autonomy,that will be the start of failure of CBC.What I know is that headteachers are not after the welfare of JSS learners but the capitaion.

Wacha baba aitwe baba

END OF THE MONTH is a MAN's most difficult day: "Hello Sir, rent for this month is due." "Boss, the tax amnesty ends today." "Hello, Sir, I will not come to work tomorrow unless you send me fare." "Hi Bro, don't forget. The event is tomorrow." "Hello cousin, my son was admitted to university. I spent everything. I don't have fare back home. Help me, please." "Jemo, someone has my money. Send me something small; I am being held at the Police Station for a traffic offence. If he refunds it, I will refund you. Please." "Boss, I know I have your money. But I commit to pay. My wife is going into labour. Just help me with something on top of the other one; I will refund." "Dear Customer, this is a polite reminder about your loan." "Your post-paid line has been barred due to insufficient funds." "James, your father is going for dialysis tomorrow. We hope to be at the hospital at 4 am." "Hello, parent, Jayden is sitting his exams this month. Prepare for prayer day and to gift his teachers." "Baba Jay, the tokens." "Baba Jay, the gas." "Baba Jay, my mother's consecration in the church women's guild is this Sunday. This is your mother-in-law, for heaven's sake!" "Brethren, our church's hotel project fundraiser is next week." "JAMES, your Online transaction of USD 81.76 has been declined on your card ending **42 at Truecaller due to insufficient funds." Steven Uber: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:41 but you were not reachable. Amos Mechanic: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:43 but you were not reachable. "Please call me. Thank you. Everybody wins!" "You, James, I will not remind you about your child's upkeep. Behave, or I will tell your wife. Nonsense!" "Failed. Insufficient funds in your M-PESA account as well as Fuliza M-PESA to send KSH340.00. Your M-PESA balance KSH0.00." It is tough being a MAN. Grace be upon you, the MAN.

The death of Chivayo is a burn notice

Kama Ruto hafanyi forex just know haina pesa.

Intent gives women the Ick. @SartainPodcast

"wewe endelea kuishi vile ulikuwa unaishi before tuanze ku date"💔

Ni Friday

Elon ni fraud

my neighbour revs his financed car while i ride a squeaky bicycle with zero debt and pure inner peace

In Kenya, Every politician wants to own a political party, Every pastor wants to own a church, Politicians and pastors are snake oil merchants selling lies packaged as hope to gullible masses.

Hali si hali

Russians have just released this video and are ready to retaliate in the next 2 hours

Ukraine has rattled Russia. Things are about to go bad

Hadi lini mamaee💔

Everyone's got their own version of the truth I guess.

Mbeumo in attack #FULMUN

From Carrick ball to Garlic ball

Kesho ni Monday Unemployed: