In Kenya, Every politician wants to own a political party, Every pastor wants to own a church, Politicians and pastors are snake oil merchants selling lies packaged as hope to gullible masses.

Sep 21, 2026 路 5:01 PM UTC

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Wisdom
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Difference is pastor asks for 10% tithe, politician takes 100% tax - both promise you will see results later. One says in heaven, the other says in next term.
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Who else noticed that every politician in the goverment want to own a chopper
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The day I learnt that parties are paid to exist from the government , is the day we saw a rise in political parties here in Kenya and everyone wants to be a political learder
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I always wonder how we Afrikan's, assimilated religion more than the people who brought it to us.
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Bunch of greedy motherfuckers. They want to ride on evils that occurred during the protests yet we know who stood with us. We shall sample each one out. There is no escape for either...
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Senator Edwin Sifuna can even vie using a banana leaf and we will make sure he occupies state house.The agents of evil camouflaged as friends can register all the parties as they want.
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Not only in Kenya, here in Uganda is worse. Actually that鈥檚 one of African鈥檚 problems.
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We should have a maximum of 5 permanent political parties and same to churches, with only Catholic and a few protestant churches alongside the organized Islam
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Political and church followers are idiots you can't change easily, most are brainwashed
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Kenya has an unusually crowded market in politics and religion. Both sides has got incentives and fat checks.
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Sema wewe ni Sifuna uache story mob
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Politicians are they to sell illusion of Choice while pastor are there to give you hope.
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No wonder my boys stopped going to Church 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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I hate politicians unfortunately we can't do without them. If my son becomes a politician I'll disown him.
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But Kenyans are also victims of their own doings, they are too naive and doesn鈥檛 seem to learn from their naivety
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A hungry person will buy hope on credit. Poverty makes people shop for miracles and lies!!!!
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This should be printed on a shirt and distributed to everyone in the country, especially Maiti Profit followers and Yemen goons.
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It's high time we put an end to all this parties and have only two parties, that way we will manage tribal politics and also have development debates in Parliament rather than the shenanigans the debate about currently.
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This is where the phrase "Church is Government" comes in, they are one and same.
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Can one be a pastor without a church? Who is a pastor anyway?
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Why should a pastor own a church, the church should be like a mosque.
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Every developer wants to own a startup
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Isn't there something good about multipartism, doc?
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I need my own Snake
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I saw Ng'ang'a akimwaga offering chini ati juu ni ndogo sana 馃槀
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How relevant are political parties? I won鈥檛 talk of churches. Shida ya wenye ujipeleka huko
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That's why they want Kenyans to stay illiterate they using it as a weapon to win masses. And poverty too
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Teenagers are gullible. Everyone older is just ignorant to our collective reality
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Any man or woman who think politicians loves them might as well believe prostitute loves them too
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Pastor wamakuwa kitu moja na politicaians馃槀 uwezi wambia padon
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But the masses are sheep, they won't decalsify!
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Poverty is tge problem
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Very true bro, I couldn鈥檛 agree with you more. Churches are money making machines.
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Wee sema Patel once
Maisha Kwa mama idi Amin si rahisi,vampire anakapitia 馃槇鈽濓笍
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Trust in yourself and know what you feed your mind with
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