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She doesn't want you to cheat but will love if you could cheat.
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Who is this big mama😹😹😹
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I URGE THE GOVERNMENT TO IMPLEMENT A 7PM CURFEW URGENTLY, UNTIL THE SITUATION IS BROUGHT UNDER CONTROL. SAVE US! RUTO, SAVE US!
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If #Bitcoin fills that wick altcoins will pump hard.
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Which wick @grok
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If the government goes a head to impose comprehensive schools instead of listening to the views of kenyans and grant Junior school autonomy,that will be the start of failure of CBC.What I know is that headteachers are not after the welfare of JSS learners but the capitaion.
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Very true. Autonomy benefits the learners more
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If the government goes a head to impose comprehensive schools instead of listening to the views of kenyans and grant Junior school autonomy,that will be the start of failure of CBC.What I know is that headteachers are not after the welfare of JSS learners but the capitaion.
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Wacha baba aitwe baba
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END OF THE MONTH is a MAN's most difficult day: "Hello Sir, rent for this month is due." "Boss, the tax amnesty ends today." "Hello, Sir, I will not come to work tomorrow unless you send me fare." "Hi Bro, don't forget. The event is tomorrow." "Hello cousin, my son was admitted to university. I spent everything. I don't have fare back home. Help me, please." "Jemo, someone has my money. Send me something small; I am being held at the Police Station for a traffic offence. If he refunds it, I will refund you. Please." "Boss, I know I have your money. But I commit to pay. My wife is going into labour. Just help me with something on top of the other one; I will refund." "Dear Customer, this is a polite reminder about your loan." "Your post-paid line has been barred due to insufficient funds." "James, your father is going for dialysis tomorrow. We hope to be at the hospital at 4 am." "Hello, parent, Jayden is sitting his exams this month. Prepare for prayer day and to gift his teachers." "Baba Jay, the tokens." "Baba Jay, the gas." "Baba Jay, my mother's consecration in the church women's guild is this Sunday. This is your mother-in-law, for heaven's sake!" "Brethren, our church's hotel project fundraiser is next week." "JAMES, your Online transaction of USD 81.76 has been declined on your card ending **42 at Truecaller due to insufficient funds." Steven Uber: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:41 but you were not reachable. Amos Mechanic: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:43 but you were not reachable. "Please call me. Thank you. Everybody wins!" "You, James, I will not remind you about your child's upkeep. Behave, or I will tell your wife. Nonsense!" "Failed. Insufficient funds in your M-PESA account as well as Fuliza M-PESA to send KSH340.00. Your M-PESA balance KSH0.00." It is tough being a MAN. Grace be upon you, the MAN.
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The death of Chivayo is a burn notice
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📍Mombasa. View from Forodhani Restaurant in Old Town
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Naona English point hotel on the other side
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Replying to @Queen254Trails
Very nice place
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Kama Ruto hafanyi forex just know haina pesa.
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🚨 It’s @BloFin_Official Chart Request Tuesday! Reply your favorite #CRYPTO or #STOCK ticker and I’ll share my unbiased chart analysis Retweet and reply below 👇
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Intent gives women the Ick. @SartainPodcast
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"wewe endelea kuishi vile ulikuwa unaishi before tuanze ku date"💔
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Ni Friday
Community note
This video is an AI modification of the original video, depicted here: x.com/Tunde_Blakcfc/… The original footballer is Joao Neves, Portuguese midfielder of PSG, during a training before the OM-PSG game of September 20th 2026
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I still don't know what in the name of Kasongonomics is happening here. It's been almost 3 years, and the dollar is stuck at KSH 128 -130. Witchcraft.
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Elon ni fraud
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Mutuals wanafika more than 30 kwa kila post lakini impressions hazifiki mia tatu. Wacha nijaribu kudance huko tiktok
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Haha.Elon ni fraud
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Replying to @amerix
my neighbour revs his financed car while i ride a squeaky bicycle with zero debt and pure inner peace
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In Kenya, Every politician wants to own a political party, Every pastor wants to own a church, Politicians and pastors are snake oil merchants selling lies packaged as hope to gullible masses.
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