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It's weird how we say "Brain pod berries and root phallus" but in Mexico they say "Root phallus and brain pod berries."
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Ever notice how the only people who use the term "broke mofos" are broke motherfuckers?
Replying to @nypost
A lot of broke mofos in the comments who either don’t own a house or have never seen a mansion before. A mansion for $1.7 million 😆. There are no “mansions” for $1.7 million within a 5 state radius from where I live. In my neighborhood a fixer-upper 3 bed house is $1 million and prob needs $100k in repairs to make it inhabitable.
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Engagement farmers
What’s something you’ve gotten much less patient about as you’ve gotten older?
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It is amazing how apoplexy strikes Democrats when you point out Iran is losing the war. You'd think as Americans, they'd want us to win.
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Anyone that votes Democrat candidates because gas prices and groceries are currently high, thinking the DEM bastards will do anything about gas and groceries prices is a moron.
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If Iran wants to participate in the world in 40 years, they must Japan-style unconditionally surrender or we do to them what we did to Japan.
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Sure about that? Oil slips as Mideast exports, G7 stockpile ease supply concerns | Reuters share.google/560W3PdvOBQsOZm…
Iran controls the Strait dumbass
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Midterm election polling is looking terrible ... or is it? Two weeks ago, Rasmussen showed Dems leading by 8%, last week 5%, now 3%. We have to focus on reaching swing voters and on getting the vote out, but the real world is not the gloom and doom that we hear in the media. Please VOTE.
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He should have to listen to the firing squad practice.
Nidal Hasan was sentenced to death for the mass shooting at Fort Hood (2009). Chief Pentagon Spokesman Sean Parnell announced Hasan will be executed by firing squad, the first U.S. military execution in 60 years. This is the right penalty, and we don't have issues with expired drugs or small veins when using a firing squad. Problems should be solved, and mass murderers are a problem, even 17 years later.
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Interesting. Your current national chart shows a consistent decline for the past 8 days. No increase.
GasBuddy here, we have >1.5 million prices reported to us per day, our users are buying more fuel every hour than anyone buys in a year, so we see extremely quickly when prices rise, as they did today in several states
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GasBuddy here, we have >1.5 million prices reported to us per day, our users are buying more fuel every hour than anyone buys in a year, so we see extremely quickly when prices rise, as they did today in several states
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Diesel is down 19 cents nationally. Stop lying. This will only continue.
Replying to @Micky_Finn @mpukita
Again driven by other states lowering prices for now. Diesel is still rising.
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Where can I order one?
Beni Rae Harmony, recently named as Trump's assistant press secretary and White House spokesperson, in a photograph holding a rifle and wearing *this* t-shirt:
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Then there's no chance it will go down next week.
Replying to @Micky_Finn @mpukita
It’s down because of gas tax suspensions across the country.
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Please elaborate
The bible describes Christ quite differently….
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Tis the season!
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In order to stop Elon Musk from rigging our elections we must: -Switch to paper ballots -Enact Voter ID -Mandate citizenship verification
Mark Ruffalo warns that Democrats need to be watchful for voting machine manipulation and suggests Elon Musk could be involved: "We need to be on guard for what we may not see coming -- ELON." "That's the cybersecurity of these elections." "We know that these systems are vulnerable." We have been reliably informed for years that this kind of rhetoric Undermines Faith In Elections and is Very Dangerous To Democracy
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Yep.
In order to stop Elon Musk from rigging our elections we must: -Switch to paper ballots -Enact Voter ID -Mandate citizenship verification
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Atlanta Airport and @Delta apparently collapsing together in real time. It would almost be funny if I weren't a million miler
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😂😂😂 "roll out Chris Christie" @grok, help us out with that image.
They surely cannot run AOC in 2028, can they? CAN THEY? I think anyone of our side could beat her. Heck, roll out Chris Christie. Remember when he kneecapped Marco in the debate?
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Damn I must be dumb as fuck
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