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Mike Abrams retweeted
already the hit costume in Cleveland
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Double Stuf Oreos are a lie……😳
Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68. Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.
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Madden 27 is Too Realistic 😳 #madden27 #nflfootball #madden
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That was the worst incident involving a timer in Michigan history and Ted Kaczynski went there
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Starting Deshaun Watson is like being down huge at the casino and heading back to the ATM after midnight when your limit resets so you can try to get it back.
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Everyone is correctly pointing out he’s no longer good and hasn’t been for years, but also: Imagine being a fan who actually opposed the choice back in 2022 for moral reasons and waking up to this. Four years and it isn’t over.
Just in: Deshaun Watson has been named Cleveland’s starting quarterback for week 1 at Jacksonville.
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Mike Abrams retweeted
Shedeur played better, didn't sexually assault any women, and he loves Browns fans. Why didn't you name him starting QB? Todd Monken:
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In 2021, the Texans made Deshaun Watson inactive every game day despite being healthy and available. The Browns best approach now is to do the same thing. You cannot cut him; the dead cap for next season would be detrimental. You cannot trade him; no one’s trading for a PR nightmare who’s been terrible on the field. You cannot make him the backup QB; there’s no situation now in which you can put him back on the field. The Browns will have to burn a roster spot to keep all 4 QBs on the team (Sanders QB1, Gabriel QB2, Green QB3/Emergency QB, Watson inactive). If you don’t think Gabriel is good enough to be the backup, go sign someone or make a trade. Watson likely just played his last down in the NFL yesterday.
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Mike Abrams retweeted
Deshaun Watson might be a terrible person, but he's also a terrible quarterback, and that's what really matters at the end of the day.
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🔥🔥🔥ELITE RESEARCH GIVEAWAY🔥🔥🔥 These just keep getting better… ✔️ER CROWN YUPOONG SNAPBACK ✔️BPC/KPV CYCLODEXTRIN MELTS ✔️ 20 MG/ML 5-AMINO (1000 MG TOTAL) ✔️DREAMZ ✔️RT-30 MG ✔️OMEGA (MOTS/SS BLEND) 15 MG ✔️O-304 CAPS (ATX-304) ✔️SLU-PP-915 20 MG/ML ✔️BROMANTANE 100 MG/ML ✔️AOD-9604 CAPS ✔️TRINITY CAPS ✔️SR-9011 CAPS ✔️HOSPIRA 30 ML 48 HOURS. MUST FOLLOW, LIKE, AND REPOST. USA ONLY eliteresearchusa.com
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Mike Abrams retweeted
hello there the jacobian conjecture is false thanx to my close friend akhil for asking about it and my other close friend fable for working during the world cup final ((1+xy)^3 z + y^2 (1+xy) (4+3xy), y + 3 x (1+xy)^2 z + 3 x y^2 (4+3xy), 2 x - 3 x^2 y - x^3 z): \C^3\to \C^3, has jacobian determinant -2, and sends (0, 0, -1/4), (1, -3/2, 13/2), and (-1, 3/2, 13/2) to (-1/4, 0, 0)
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Mike Abrams retweeted
Health officials say lettuce is now the leading suspect in a parasite outbreak that has sickened thousands, including nearly 400 people in Ohio. fox8.com/news/lettuce-linked…
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Tips to avoid the parasite going around: replace all your fresh produce with donuts because they would never.
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Mike Abrams retweeted
We used to be a society.
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Only button that needs to be on a microwave is the +30 seconds one.
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Told you.
That was not the definition of a red card.
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"Awaken, patriot, it's time to feast and blow shit up."
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Despite anything that divides us, America is, and has always been worth it. Maybe that’s why we fight both America’s enemies and each other so fiercely. We understand it’s worth it.
bets still on the table America, yet.
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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