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1-5 is big market 6-10 is mid market 11-down is small market
Hot take: the Rays are not a small market team. They’re a middle market team with a terrible stadium in the wrong spot.
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Losing my fucking mind at this escalation.
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Oh my god shut the fuck up
Unpopular opinion: Pimping home runs isn’t growing baseball. It’s turning off a lot of people who genuinely love the game. There’s a difference between celebrating a big moment and showing up your opponent. Baseball has always been built on competition, respect and a certain level of humility. You want to admire a home run? Fine. But when the celebration becomes bigger than the accomplishment, we’ve lost something. The game doesn’t need more theatrics to be entertaining. The game itself is enough. There’s a difference between having personality and having class. The best players understand you can have both. x.com/MLB/status/21123691172…
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It’s the least important singles title in AEW, the one the winner takes to indies to showcase non-contracted wrestlers.
Sure but I didn’t find this fun at all. Made Ciampa look like an idiot in the middle of a heated title match. Comedy should be reserved for the undercard, not title matches.
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NATHAN FIELDER: This is one of the most famous comedy sketches of the last 30 years. *Plays SNL More Cowbell sketch* FIELDER: Now what was funny about that? *Pause* BERNIE MADOFF: They're a rock band. FIELDER: Yes but what's the joke. MADOFF: They have long hair, I don't know.
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Old: subpar fast rapper makes me appreciate Eminem less Bold: subpar fast rapper makes me appreciate Twista more
Marshall Mathers maybe worse thing to ever happen to Hip Hop
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JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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There’s Been A Murder performance at the Super Bowl will move me
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Which chipmunk is getting the best head?
Now I KNOW Seth can lay pipe better than old bird brains Ospreay you can quote me on that fam
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I hear you. Israel is inextricable from Judaism. This is why I accepted Jesus as my savior. Good luck with your thing, I'm getting tree ornaments this winter.
I really don’t think people understand: the Jewish people is ONE PEOPLE— wherever we live on earth. Israel is home to ½ of the Jewish people globally. So, what happens in Israel matters deeply to Jews everywhere. Anything that is a threat to Israel is a threat to Jews everywhere.
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We’re gonna vote vote vote It’s our moment You know together we’re voting Gonna gonna be voting
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All kinds of tax on that score.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️¾ —Wrestling Observer Newsletter The founder of the Observer called this the “best women’s match that didn’t involve heavy blood” AEW had done at that point. x.com/FeelsSoRightt/status/1…
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they on stan twt rn saying we can go cum for cum
They conceived Roux on their first try, Will Ospreay been all up in his deceased bff's wife panties for ages and how many kids do they have?
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JD McDonagh breaks a guitar over the Funko Pop’s head #WWERAW
JD McDonagh breaks a guitar over the Funko Pop’s head #WWERAW
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The Tailgate Brawl had so much that was for me. Death Riders, Gunns, Connors. OC, Kyle, and Roddy. A big wild brawl. Willow and Marina. A women's tag with size differential and great pro wrestling physics. Monsters squashing guys. FTR getting to flex against MCMG.
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Twitter used to be sick You used to tweet poop get 10000 likes now Can’t event get 2 likes anymore Now it’s just Elon’s gore clips
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when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay
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Tillman belongs in the hall of fame the way he has more forced fumbles than multiple hall of fame corners combined.
Peanut punch really revolutionized the game
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85 years after establishing themselves as two of the top names in movies, Abbott & Costello have once again proven to equal BOX OFFICE MAGIC. Hollywood has taken note with producers scrambling to find reasons to insert A&C clips into upcoming releases.
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Okay, but only one won’t cut me off for being bipolar 1.
the therapist and the stripper care about u the same amount
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