when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

Oct 19, 2026 · 2:34 PM UTC

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The devil took him to a high place and showed him all the dicks of the world
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This is the response they wanted to see
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always a good day when a random dril tweet pops up on my timeline
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You fool! That could've included your own cock.
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You're a fool. Even if you're not gay, you could obtain valuable cocksucking information and expertise that would help you stand out at any potential opening.
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Congratulations Mr. Dril, you're hired.
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Read this in Trump's voice
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I’m not either but come on. ANY?!
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Heterosexuality is the worst cover for an interzone agent
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Shaft to slurp as far as the eye can see🇺🇸
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Can suck does not equal must suck. What a fool!
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They were barking up the wrong tree (no pun intended)
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One last job. A blowing one
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Nice try. We all know you’re Mossad.
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Missing out on a big opportunity, to be honest.
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Cock inspection authority
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Welcum back. But, that seems like a pretty amazing offer. You might want to reconsider.
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Next time, give em my number
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Maybe in your frame of reference
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That's not what your mom thinks... I think shes a CI
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Only and IDIOT would turn down that kind of power
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Cock Ingestion Agency
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their biggest intelligence blunder since arming and funding a very particular saudi arabian
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they will actually turn down any applicant if they were straight in the last five years.
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This used to be a more absurd account.
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that job offer sounds like way too much pressure honestly.
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Now you're just morphing into @Howlingmutant0
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I'd suck 10 cocks before I did something as gay as join the CIA
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Sounds like someone’s picky! 😹
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They made an offer he could refuse
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Hanging on by a fucking thread made of jizz
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So im not the only one then,,
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turning down that offer is actually the gayest thing ive ever heard
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What am I even reading, this has to be a joke 😭
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The king is back
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Only a gay would say this
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