I am a meat popsicle. I collect spores, molds and fungus. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

Just a half cracked, moderately unhinged, free range human being, out here totally unsupervised operating on nothing but caffeine and pure unadulterated spite till the lights go out!

ALT speeding aleksandra waliszewska GIF by Kajetan Obarski

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Some journeys are measured in light years, others in courage.
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retrograde?! More like retro-gayed! Fuck this shit. I'm fighting every fucking planet! I'm fighting every star! I'll stare down the sun till I go fucking blind!
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The theology of luck: If the gods are with you, you're a lucky man.
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What's more powerful the story or the god?
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The moon was doing some weird stuff to my camera tonight. #nofilter #moonbeam #Moon
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Declare a war to the weak man inside you. He's your first enemy to kill.
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stop imagining things. test your theories. get feedback. build evidence. create a thesis. double down. grind. stay the course. win. the universe loves it when you put the pedal to the metal.
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Happiness is a muscle. Optimism takes practice. Gratitude requires discipline.
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There’s critical mass points you reach in every journey Lust turns into relationship turns into a life. Company goes from one man shop to a small militia to institution Everything you want morphs in practice. Impossible to know what anything looks like until it’s real. And by then you’re in “too deep” But getting what you want out of life is a dirty route. Taking leap after leap & welcoming the damage that comes from undoing wrong turns Zero glory or virtue in staying unscathed in this world. No wreckage no claim Skin in the game is the entire game. Nothing else to it
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Far too many people are worried about super HIGH intelligence destroying humanity, when we should be worried about super LOW intelligence destroying humanity.
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Put yourself in situations where you have too much at stake to waste time or resources - if you cannot afford to lose, you won’t. Place yourself on “death ground,” where your back is against the wall and you have to fight like hell to get out alive.
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How has a mad fucker like you lived this long?!
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Last one out of Liberty City burn it to the ground!!!
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Never forget... building 7.
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We will die from global cooling in 10 years. We will die from global warming in 10 years. We will die from a virus in 10 years. We will die from overcrowding in 10 years. We will die from intolerance in 10 years. We will die from Ai in 10 years. The answer to all of these is to have an expansive government save us from dying in 10 years.
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Universe, show me how good it gets.
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A culture that believes in eternity builds things differently.
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The music isn't working anymore.
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🗣️ What do you do for a living? 🤠 I hunt vampires 🗣️ But I've never seen a vampire! 😉 You're welcome!
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