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JUST IN: Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong says crypto and stablecoins will become the go-to payment method for AI agents.
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if it wasn’t for crypto i wouldn’t know what to do with my life
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what if alon is hinting at neet here?
it isn't quite as binary as you’ve outlined, and I firmly believe that platforms *should* be pushing for more runners and higher ceilings. the notion that more rotations = more revenue is short-sighted. there are a ton of coins which aren't short-term attention vessels that have survived the bear market and are positioning themselves and their communities for an explosive bull run. pump got to where it has because traders could reliably find the best opportunities to succeed, regardless of their trading style. however, if the chain that keeps this ecosystem breathing - success stories - breaks, then the premise that made pump so successful is no longer true. for those who believe we recently fell short on this: our biggest goal moving forward is reversing this sentiment. focusing on expanding the market, bringing in new participants, and rewarding existing communities. much to come. Q4 begins next week. Sent from my Pumpfun App
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Regarding NEET x SPX x MOG comparisons Besides NEET consolidating for more than double the time NEET also outperformed majors in a bear whilst grinding up SPX/MOG underperformed against majors in a BULL during their consolidation This is a much stronger set-up
WIF pre 2024 parabola - 70d MOG pre 2024 parabola - 207d SPX pre 2024 parabola - 230d NEET currently - 506d The kicker is, unlike wif/mog/spx, NEET has actually been outperforming BTC/ETH and SOL during this consolidation This is unheard of and quite frankly an anomaly
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READ THIS!! THIS POST NEEDS TO BE RT’D. DON’T BE AFRAID TO MESS UP YOUR FEED — NOBODY LOOKS AT YOUR PROFILE. Yo guys, I hope you’re all doing well! These past few weeks, I’ve noticed you guys have been liking all my $MLG posts. Honestly… don’t you guys want to go back? I need your strength. Gourmandalf needs you more than ever. I know you’re tired. I know you’re broke. But help me, guys. Start again. Start being the best again. Start raiding useful posts, being smart, and recycling content that already exists. Give CT a reason to want to be part of the story again — gamers taking control. I also see some fresh new blood coming in with that fire and enthusiasm. LET’S GO, ALL TOGETHER! Make ONE post a day about $MLG. Anything. A funny edit is enough. Copy-paste an old thesis you already wrote. Don’t even fucking bother making something new. BE LAZY. Seriously, BE LAZY! I’m not joking. Bring back old, forgotten content. Go to the profiles of old $MLG holders who moved on, search $MLG, and find premium content like a fucking gold miner. Go through the MLG meme vault or my profile and reuse the thousands of edits and videos. For our market cap, we literally have the best content and a massive amount of it compared to any other community. This is real. This is the moment. IT’S TIME! Bring back the vibes from two years ago. I’m begging you. Bring me back. BRING ME BACK, GODDAMMIT. The drama is over. We can overcome it, I’m sure of it. We’re fucking gamers who try-hard harder than anyone. NEVER STOP GAMING. I’m counting on you more than ever. GOURMANDALF RT, LIKE & COMMENT AND TAG 2 GAMERS ON THIS POST I’LL GIVE AWAY A RANDOM GIFT. (My ass, you’re getting nothing, you filthy noob.) @THEmemorios @lawdriDP @DoniLarp @itsUnassigned @Girv0ne @mka494974949 @MLGGucci @blizzy_mlg @xX0_SpkzzZ_0zZ @getnoscopedbum @xX1TopShotXx @Monte370 @satinstacks @Panachequant @kevinhi39033960 @nuwotrizz @Hovysoldive @CheekyPeebs @swordshi3ld @brand
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NEET has more shillers than any coin People just unknowingly giving you the NEET thesis every single day on this app
I’m still 100% convinced this job market is worse than 2008. There are people applying to hundreds of jobs, making it through multiple rounds of interviews and still ending up with nothing. Meanwhile every company says they’re “hiring” while somehow nobody seems to be hiring. Something about this just feels completely broken.
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0.06 BTC buys 9 whole Monero. There are more bitcoins than XMR. Bitcoin is an open ledger, slow, expensive. Monero is private by default. Digital cash. If you knew how they laughed at Bitcoin when only “criminals” used it, you would already understand what you are looking at. Privacy cannot lose. Hold it. Join the communities. Spend it. Use it. Exchange it. That is what they hate. They wanted you to own nothing. Use this and they own nothing on you.
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Fun fact $MLG LORE EP 26. When @MustStopMurad used to drop his legendary “RAID MEGA HARD” in the MLG group chat. Whether you wanted to believe it or not, Murad definitely had us on his radar back when he was supporting several memecoins and had created his list. $MLG absolutely deserved its place alongside Giga and SPX, whether you looked at the number of holders relative to market cap, engagement, or the percentage of fullported diamond hands. However, he never wanted to modify the list, because doing so would have meant opening the door to too many communities. He knew the firepower gamers had, with the GME mentality at the core, and that our narrative was S-tier.
Fun fact $MLG LORE EP 25. When the retardmaxing @SolJakey was dropping a masterpiece illustrating the golden age of gaming: huge bags of Doritos, ice-cold Mountain Dew, an Xbox 360, and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Turns out, we didn’t need much to be happy after all. 😂 Thank you, because you could tell real effort went into creating this video, the setup, the staging, the editing… genuine work! Jakey was one of the first big CT accounts to see the vision behind $MLG and support the project. I remember he even mentioned it to Murad during a video podcast on his channel. This guy is definitely one of the people who inspired me to start making funny IRL content on X. His videos make me nostalgic. Besides the crazy content that reminds me of the insanity of the early Jackass videos, high-school humor, and that trashy skater style… he reminds me of a character I could have created in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater lmao. By the way, honestly, real question: did you keep your bags? I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t, of course. 😂 (I know you haven’t been publicly shilling tokens much lately.) Can’t wait to see you back in full memecoin mode when the time comes!
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it’s not enough that all my bags should go up. they should go up one by one and allow me to perfectly rotate from one to the other pump after pump.
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Yo bro, words like that don’t just disappear like that. the gamers are waiting for you like you’re Messi, you know? @Banks Bring me back ( -_•)︻デ═一💥
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if i had to pick any coin to take btc in market cap it would be monero
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real niggas let spiders live
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$Neet reaching billions would be good PR for @Pumpfun. “U too can become a neet by trading on our platform”
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short btc from 81.8k thank me later
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Neet
Clavicular revealed to TMZ that if he wasn't a streamer, he’d probably be a NEET “I tried education, didn’t go so well!”
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After 9 years in crypto I realised my edge is being able to sleep soundly with nearly my entire net worth in made up internet money. The normie mind could never understand, it’s unfathomable to them, and that’s why I keep on doing well. I watch my friends squirm about $200 going up and down and they can’t take it. We have developed such strong mental fortitude (mental illness) after witnessing traumatic event after traumatic event in crypto. It’s such a massive edge that only comes through time and pain. Your success in markets directly corresponds with how much uncertainty you can continually tolerate. You are paid to take risk. Cultivating conviction in crypto has been the greatest opportunity of my life so far.
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One of the most culturally relevant people amongst gen z is increasingly using the term 'NEET' We're now entering the era where the term itself is not just a gov classification but a part of culture If you thought 'MOG' was big, wait till NEET takes over every timeline
Clavicular revealed to TMZ that if he wasn't a streamer, he’d probably be a NEET “I tried education, didn’t go so well!”
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Gas prices are sky high, but at least the job market is the worst it’s been since the 1970s and college is unaffordable
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$Neet world order
This number will only increase. Gen Z is the smartest generation in the history of our world. We realize the system is a scam and refuse to participate. That’s why the older generations hate us. We aren’t as retarded as they were.
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